Portsmouth gettting beat 0-1 at home by our Les Reeds Charlton Athletic
Bob Mortimer.
i love him. Heās the best bloke in the world.
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Is he not a Sunderland legend and Dead?
One for the ages.
Raviās Curry House in Dubai. Best curry house on the planet
Iāve told the tales of Gordon Ramsey & Michelle Wie but didnāt know the Snoop Dog, Lonely Planet or BBC oneā
My grandson went aged 18 months and remembered it every time he HATES spicy food ( now aged 3) but even this weekend asked if I would take him back to Dubai to go to this place
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Reading the #saintsfc Twitter feed this morning
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When Jarvis Cocker mooned Michael Jackson in the middle of his Jesus impersonation at the Brits, Mortimer was providing pro bono legal advice for the all the shit that was about to rain down on the Pulp frontman.
Gay Ukrainian Hairdressers.
No stop it.
Iāve sed Barber shops for nigh on 30 years. Not been to a salon in all that time.
Needed an emergency trim this weekend wife took me to a salon. 2 washes a blow dry a proper cut took 35 minutes and cost Ā£14.
Apparently made me look human but think that is impossibleā¦
Looking at the weather forecast back home and thinking you can put up with the showers and storms later this week in Rome as itās not going to be as cold as the UK.
Wtf is going on with the weather?
Had a couple of days here in Poland at 16C then boom 30C today
Then convection storms now back down to 16C weird
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Sitting on a balcony in a village in Poland. Sipping IPA made in Poland watching planes come in to land seeing a full moon and listening to silence.
(I may have postedsomethig similar a year agoā¦
Heaven
Due to the daughters wedding I have lately let my hair be attended by a Shim (ladyboy) haidresser at the local shopping mall.
Arrived offshore where its 30 degs and with a plastic helmet strapped to my head the sweat was pouring off, So I decided to use the trimmers and a Mach 3 razor it is now back to the wood and the wife and daughter will be most upset.
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Kabanos.
The closest thing you have to it is Pepperami. But tgere are thousands of types discount the Lidl & Aldi versions they are rubbish.
Currently munching MADEJ WROBEL. It is simply the thing to accompany beer. Moist and spicy and justā¦
Aircraft emissions affecting Global climate ?
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Yeah in future I wonāt be flying by jet. Iāll only use the electric onesā¦the ones with the wind generators on the front. 
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Watching the frankly bizarre coverage of Alex Fergusons brain operation (no.1 item on BBC news at 10 last night, sky currently based outside the hospitalā¦why?) I just saw Bryan Robson being interviewed. He reminded me of my best friend Bob Mortimer doing his brilliant Peter Beardsly sketches on Atheletico Mince.
Itās questionable whatās newsworthy. but heās a significant figure to be honest. Iām not a medical person, but a brain haemorrhage is pretty terminal. Itās how my father died. If he survives, heāll have brain damage and if as stated heās on life support then thatās not great.
Iām not saying itās not serious, Ted. Your story shows that itās serious and sounds horrible. What Iām saying is that he is not that much of a significant figure for it to be the no.1 news item. Why are news crews waiting outside the hospital? What is actually the point of that? The news was being relayed from the family to Man Utd to press (which is strange in itself) so why do news crews have to be outside the hospital? I genuinely canāt fathom it. Is so they can be there when/if he dies? Heās significant in football, but is he so significant to the country that we should all be waiting anxiously to see what happens? Is he the queen? Iād like to see the list of those who are deemed so significant that they are (a) no.1 item on the news (b) mentioned on the news Ā© not mentioned at all. On the same day andrew Marr announced that he needed an operation on a tumour in his kidneys. I saw it on the BBC website. I didnāt see it on the TV news and it defo wasnāt no.1 item. Was that because it wasnāt his brain or that he wasnāt significant enough? Maybe itās not the person but the body part that makes it newsworthy?
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The view from my office in the South China Sea.
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Tbh it does look like the view from any south coast beach today
Allegedly
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