Yay! I saw a Perseid!
Meteor. Not a Gargantuan post early start
Rain stops play!
Or more precisely, rain stops Bletch having to mend shed and replace decking.
Result.
I had you pegged for more of a york stone patio personā¦
Little Molly experiences her first real thunderstorm and comes through it more puzzled than scared. 
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Well the type of person I really am is someone who would say āWhat does āyork stone patioā mean?ā.
Father-in-law was a carpenter, now sadly deceased, and so he put the decking in for us āproperlyā. He said it would last 20 years and he was right. He didnāt say that he wouldnāt be around to replace it!. Bastard.
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GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN!
Thou foul and noxious tempterā¦
Yeah, those last minute tourists who booked the day & evening trip with me, on the day wife is away and Iām home alone.
Theyāre only young, female, Dutch Gap Year Backpackers.
With incredibly short cut off denim shorts and.
AWAY WITH YOU.
We are of course having fun and laughing a lot.
And itās a lovely sunny 23C.
I was being a snobbish cunt as Decking is so passe, but as you have an emotional attachment to your wooden erection, I bow my head in shameā¦
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Post op, itās the only kind heās likely to get.
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Pneumatic? Thatās another option. Apparently. Just saying. Cough.
Does Mrs Bletch have to blow it upā¦
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No, since the op, Iām able to blow myself.
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put a hinge in your spine, did they?
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I took it that his manhood had been removed and he kept it in a jar.
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A long distance rule 1 to avoid any sensitivities at the wooden chirch.
They both slept with me.
All the way from the Churdh to Krakowā¦
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Daughter took Grabdson to the Go-Kart track that discovered Lewis Hamilton today.
Heād never been near one before. He is 5. It was wet.
He started last other kids just went round, he cut them up overtook & nudged them off the track & finished 1st.
Daughter now realises the error of her ways he even video called us up on WhatsApp with no help to tell us about it.
Lewis mk Ii
The mistake?
She now realises sheās gonna have to go back every weekend
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We successfully dodged the early morning rain but Molly, ever resourceful will always find some way to get muckyā¦
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I quite like a dirty bitch LITSL 
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She is that, I assure you. 