Yep little Miss Molly likes to drink wherever and whateverâŚis that toxic??
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I saw Blackadder at a very formative age, and while at the time, I thought II was better than IV, Iâm better now.
Blackadder Goes Forth is a masterwork.
You have to say âooh, a little bit of sympathyâ for Ben Elton. How the fuck do you follow that up? *
* The Thin Blue Line is not the answer
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Well at least he didnât attempt to make a WW2 Blackadder, Goes Forth was a fitting end.
Perhaps heâll think current events have the making for âBlackadder Goes Viralâ?
Weâve discovered a small bit of Epping Forest pretty much on our doorstep. Bit of north circular noise but not bad.
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You cant be that far as Crow flies from my Daughter who lives a few miles from Epping itself & also posted pics from their home school Forest Lesson/ Exercise session today
Epping forest is pretty large space. This bit is by walthamstow /south woodford.
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Not far they are in Abridge
Telling the Ayatollah that I donât need a plumber to fix the loo and fuck me dead, proving myself right. Much to her disgust.
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Just donât let overconfidence be your undoing after this success.
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tell the Ayatollah to stop wasting that toilet paper she has been hoarding down the toilet.
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Thatâs not what he needs to beware of. CB has made the schoolboy mistake of demonstrating to his trouble and strife that he is, in fact, capable of some level of DIY skill. Never again will he be able to âjust get a fucking plumber in,â or âget a chippy to fix those shelvesâ. From now on, whenever a switch trips on the fuse board and wherever a mower/hedge trimmer etc breaks down it will be C B Muggins who can sort it out. Sheâll even proudly tell all her friends how great he is, so letâs hope for his sake that she has a few tasty colleagues with a questionable attitude towards fidelity, otherwise his textbook error will have been entirely in vain.
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Come OnnnnnâŚthis is CB and The Ayatollah weâre talking about. Sheâs unlikely to recommend him as anything but a Beast of Burden. 
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Having a top mate who is an apple store manager. Despite it being closed he has just sent a colleague in to grab mrs g a replacement iphone. Delivered to door with a battery case. I am now in the good books. Wait till she has to give it back and go back to a repaired 6s though.
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You are going to be buying that - Mark my words
May be able to swap it for a ventilator 
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Reading that quickly I thought it said vibrator.
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Ha! thatâs an ideaâŚâSotonianâs Swap Shopâ
Wanted: 2 Ventilators prepared to offer 25 assorted Prog-Rock Vinyl albums in good condition. PM me if interestedâŚcash adjustment might be needed to secure.
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Fixed it for you
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Mr Tigger has been called in to work today, maybe I wonât have to kill him just yet
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Watched the golf as planned yesterday, finally saw what else went on during that Sunday back in 2014.
The pleasure? For 6 years Iâve been plagued by (and given shit for) an epic photo bomb right at the end of the day.
Watching the TV I discovered that my âBossâ on course actually photobombed Rory interviews TWICE.
A far more heinous crime than mine.
I shall, after all, be permitted through the Mashie Niblick gates of Marshal heaven.
And yes Iâve given the boss some pelters.
Trivial, but anything is a welcome distraction in week 5 of âlockdownâ