😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

In laws & neighbours round. Several tons of cakes & home made salads on table.
All talking Polish.
Zzzzzzzz

I’m asked to put some appropriate background music on

Rock of Ages it is then.
Take that you buggers

How about “Suppers Ready”?

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BiL stayed after his family left.
Music has been cranked up & the craft Vodka is out.
Sod supper.
Sod conversation tbh

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And.
Where the hell am I gonna put it?

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Watching bazbot walk into an open goal

You wait between 3 & 6 months for a new car.

Imagine the tap gets turned off for Political reasons.

How long to build a surface mount electronics factory in Texas?
Let alone UK.

What happens when your ISP cannot replace your broken WiFi router for 6 months?
Amazon can’t get the circuit boards for their Cloud Server farms?

Carnage. Utter carnage.

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Bluebell time down in the woods…

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We’ve got some too - Luckily I didn’t kill the buggers when I napalmed that bank last spring

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This was our little lady 3 years ago…we had to dig them up as she was chomping her way through them. They don’t agree with little puppy’s digestion. :frowning:

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She’s not looking too happy tbf

It’s the look of concentration…trying to decide what Bluebell stem to take next.

Stopping for an IPA & a pre Uber pee at the karaoke bar.
And finding 2 hen parties in full flow.
I may be a while

Fuck it.
Ordered more beer & gonna sing Flock of Seagulls.
The adrenaline may ease the pain if not it’s still a banging tune

Oh that worked.
Now best mates with the Hen Party, 4 US Navy Seals & 2 couples from Hedge End who came here at HT in our game.
Strange times

6th April. Tax return day.
Mrs P_F does some button clicking on my secure profile portal. (Its all in Polish)

Today? Doorbell rings. Postman holding my tax rebate and info slip

About £50

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Holy fvcking shit.
Sister in law picked up the wrong jar of pickled cucumber

:flushed::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::japanese_ogre::woman_firefighter:

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Good luck, thoughts and prayers are with you. :grimacing:

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I’ll save a few for @Goatboy in case the weather doesn’t warm up before he gets here!

(Mind you I did cut the grass yesterday - in sunshine - wearing a T-Shirt & Shorts so there is some hope of salvation for him!

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I will be wearing layers!

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