😃 The Little Pleasures of Everyday Life

Monkey Tennis
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I’m telling you, half asleep half awake wanking is the way forward.

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Well go on another thread and spout that shit

this is a happy thread so fuck off

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You need to sleep wank more often, takes the edge off.

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I really haven’t the faintest idea what that means.

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A one wipe shit. Knowing that actually you needn’t have bothered wiping in the first place (too much of a risk to take obviously)

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Listening to saints win. Under a tree. In a storm. Then getting drunk in a lush pub with mates and strangers.

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Hearing that Redknapp has left Birmingham after 6 defeats on the trot.

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Bloody Mary

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Women who remember everything

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Philippine sausages they don’t have sawdust in them

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This is a pleasure how?

Having lived with the Ayatollah’s grievance database, I beg to differ

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I’d say it’s both a blessing and a curse. Fortunately, i no longer have to remember family and friends birthdays and anniversaries as she’s got that covered.

Unfortunately, when I forget to put the bins out, meaning they will not have been emptied for 4 weeks, she will not forget to call me a useless wanker every day until a week on Thursday, FFS.

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As the post above says they do the mundane things so we don’t have to.

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Actually, any sausages that don’t have sawduct in them.

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A “friend” of mine went to Thailand once and ended up with a surprise king size sausage, but alas it wasn’t as tasty as those look, apparently.

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Found a company on eBay selling the sausage maker I want. It was about ÂŁ45 for the product and ÂŁ45 for postage. When I rang an asked if I could collect one and save on the postage they told me to do one. I nearly called them skates but they hung up at tight arsed.

True story.

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I think I’ve said it before but finding this site. It reminds me of the tap room on Jim’s Brew Kit. Don’t visit there anymore as I haven’t brewed since 2014.

But anyway. Great site. Big up yourselves. Brap.

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Leicester 2-0 Liverpool

Liverpool losing is always a pleasure, especially when the goals are from set pieces(how’s your defence?).

Starting to wonder if Klopp suffers from Bulimia Nervosa after this comment.

_ That we concede like this, that makes me really, really sick._

Should be used to it by now Jurgen, you’ve been really, really sick for two years now.

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Going on a software course and finidng that little feature that they’ve just introduced that will make your work life 500% better.

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Waking up early , hungover, tired and dreading a day of work - then that moment of pure joy as ou remember its the weekend

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