I think I saw what you did 
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Swot. 
Going to amazon to watch the football and seeing a âlightning dealâ for a 1l bottle of Kraken Black Spiced Rum for ÂŁ22, sadly I could only buy 1 bottleâŚ
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ÂŁ22?
Thatâs 2.5 litres of Vodka in real money.
Jeez
Mrs Gâs logic:
Me: âGlass of wine?â
Mrs G: âI donât think so. Itâs only 5 o clockâ
Me: âCocktail?â
Mrs G: âOh go on then.â
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OMG! DEEP FRIED CAMEMBERT IN A McDonalds BURGER!
When did this become a thing?
Please book Cardiac Ward for about 5 minutes time.
Yum nom yum nom yum nom.
See my post in previous threadâŚ
Big news here as a new Rap Artiste hits the big time.
Now Rap is close behind Disco Polo in my pet hates, but this?
No this lass needs to go Viral.Seriously.
Introducing Beata.
The Mother in Law
Woo hoo!
Itâs snowing!
(I can say that as all I have to do tomorrow is drink Chicken Soup & make sure the beer is cold for the football)
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Only got one but she can be a little terror. Fully expecting her to bring me her tug-toy halfway through the first half of the game this afternoon.
However she does get me out and aboutâŚbeautiful lighting this morningâŚif you look closely youâll see her in the foreground.
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You should make a photo book called âWhereâs Molly?â.
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Not done uploading here. But, I give you the cheeseburger pie. The sight of which makes me vom.
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Thatâs not a bad idea, she goes out every morning wearing her autumn camouflage jacketâŚblends into the background.
So. Breakfast TV here does a cooking slot.
They upgraded their kitchen (ie new sponsor) & have one of those e-fridges.with a screen the size of the door.
Its home page is all FB etc but it has a contents page but then goes to fridge page.
And has pictures of what is in the fridge.
So when Chef takes something out, the whole crew all turn to the fridge, count and burst into laughter when said itemâs picture disappears.
It is infectious silly.
How sad must life be when you need to pay for an LCD instead of opening the door.
Wait. Here we go again.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 gone 
Helicopter had night landing practice and as there is a MacDonalds in the airport we got them to send some offshore for us
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Shouldnât this be in the âannoyancesâ thread?
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Absolutely not
What you lot forget is when I am offshore I have no choice of menu it is what is served up by the catering dept, and the quality is determined by what food is left in the stores and if the cook is in a good mood. A Hamburger flown in by Grab Chopper 
(even if it is beef) is the closest we are allowed to pork offshore.
I was going to say, that patty looks a bit pale, was it sausage meat?
Who knows what meat is in a McDonalds if any, but it was a nice change from noodles, rice and chilli with everything foods.
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