For that you could have a visit to the philippines and your teeth doƱe
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Straight teeth though 
sorry Iām loving the gifs a bit too much.
Tooth fucking right - I broke a molar last week, and am getting an āoverlayā whatever that means. Went yesterday to get a mould taken to make it and go back in two weeks to get it fitted
Ā£35 emergency appointment, Ā£300 yesterday and another Ā£300 in 2 weeks.
Luckily Iāve got dental cover, but Ā£635 ffs?!?!!
Ah, the old Chinese dentist gag. Havenāt heard that in a while.
Ā£140 for a clean??
Sod that, for Ā£100 Iāll come over to yours with the floss and mouthwash. Iāll even pay my own train/tube fare!
Edit: On reflection that sounds like the specialist services @PhilippineSaint would know aboutā¦
Apparently this clean means injections and cleaning under the gum. The usual clean is Ā£39 a pop. Had 2 already.
Idiot.
Get a Ryanair to Krakow, weāll pick you up, run you to the really cute Dentist in the village, drink vodka, send you back to the airport.
Filling cost about Ā£110. 4 tooth bridge cost Ā£450 (But 3 trips)
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Offer open to all btw.
Get a copy of an x-ray or the description DM me, will get you a quote.
Iād ask what the genuine benefits are @Intiniki. Sounds like your dentist is on a sales target - like mine unfortunately 
How much of a kick-back are you on. 
I could see you replying and thought youād be letting us know of the cheaper Polish dentistry.
No kick back Beata is just the best Dentist Iāve been to. Made 3 trips here alone year we played Arnhem for surgery, saved a fortune on Dubai costs & found flavoured vodka.
Also she is really nice (But married).
Her surgery is 120m from the village train station stay itās just so easy
So are you
having to finally go back to work after a solid 11 days of no work. Next leave date is April. Not counting those days down at all.
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Ahemā¦
Airports that donāt tell you that there is no bar the other side of security
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Stand down - now have found beer
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Dentist update.
Mrs P_F has just been. X-ray, injection, filling.
230 Zloty.
That is about Ā£52.50.
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