Inset nee Teacher Training days!!
OK I get that theyâre needed but the little snotâs new school is now closing down half a day early the day before an inset day!! WTAF
Do they realise the hassle they cause parents in having to find childcare arrangements or take days off work!!
Also, couldnât they have a block of 5 of them and have an extra week off of school!!
Why cant teachers do training during there holidays like I have to ?
What festivals are on?
Colleagues kids go to a school Fawley way (New Forest Academy??) that has two inset days the Friday and Monday of the Glastonbury weekend,
Another mates school (teacher) they do an extra half hour training at the end of each week and take the inset days as free holiday (another academy)
Itâs odd, because its Remain that seem to be obsessed with them.
Nah, obsessed is the wrong word. Theyâre a comedic sideshow distracting from more important matters.
the only problem is that misguided support from some quarters and media coverage somehow make them think it legitimises their positions. Do you actually trust them to do whatâs right by you and yours?
People in the 40s who call their parents mummy and daddy still.
We had ideas above our stationâŚwe called them, Mater and Pater. 
And you didnât get your first pair of long trousers until you were 18?
Donât be ridiculousâŚI was 13âŚprecocious child that I was.
What are long trousers?
They run around aimlessly at top speed and never actually get you anywhere worthwhile.
When super glue & gaffer tape wonât fix the Velcro flap on your waterproof trousers for the golf.
So you spend an hour searching for your wifeâs sewing kit.
Then this.
See thats when you need a maid
You needed a strong sewing machine to waterproof clothing. My partner ofte asks me to sew buttons on very thick clothing. He is sent to a local alterations place instead.
Sky Q and their shitty wifi mesh - the only device in the house that cant seem to find the Sky Hub router is the shitty Sky Q box
Can I replace the router - nope - they insist contractually that you have to use theirs - wankers
WT-a-F?? Have they got an asbestos lining in them??
I am girding my loins to phone Sky up to drop Sports and movies! Girding because they will inevitably try and sell me Sky Q at a discounted rateâŚ
dont buy it - it is shit and will make you miserable
Even Alexa at her most obtuse doesnât come close to the incandescent rage that trying to hook up the sky box to its own fucking hub can bring on
#SkyQsucksballs
But what about the 10 gazillion programmes I can record whilst watching another? Surely itâs got to be worth it just for that?
Makes me laugh that they say you can have the Sky Q 2TB box and (up to) 4 satellite devices but you can only watch on 2 of the satellite boxes at the same time!!
Thats wonderful, but because the shitty Sky Q box wont connect to the shitty Sky hub, the shitty miniboxes dont work because they cant find the shitty Sky Q box (despite successfully connecting to the shitty Hub themselves) There fore you canât get enough screen time to watch all those programmes because you have to compete with the rest of the family for the one shitty sky device that works - ironically the shitty Sky Q box because that can download from the satelite
#SkyQsucksballs
