You are a true Sotonian!
We mainly build things out of crap
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But actually @Llwybr-Cyhoeddus if we get to a meet up - letās makeit a post match meet up. We may have stuff to talk about
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You can talk shit before or after.
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When the dogs look at you and you can see they are asking ā What the fuck does that wanker want nowā
More like they got used to not having you around and they are thinking āthat cuntās in my seatā
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The ones by the bar you are 100% correct.
Low cost airline check in queues.
Fast bag drop 
Yawn
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Given that my alcohol tolerance levels are best described as sub-Bletchian. Should I get to a match day session that would be guaranteed.
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Standing in said check-in queue. Guy in a suit comes up from about 6 people behind and berates me for pushing in. I was ābehind himā
Guy in front and guy behind us stare at him in amazement.
Mrs D_P was less subtle. āNo, he was always in front of you, the queue simply went around that corner between the ropes, see?ā
I did very well not to chortle.
Anyway Mrs D_P is on her way and Iām being raucousā¦
Well, Iām watching the cricket without being disturbed or moaned at for not watching Netflix
That really looked llike a crap way to beat the queues at Nandos.
Hope Luke Shaw is OK
This is a good example why the BBC and MSM piss me off
The story is not about what the headline implies- he had nothing to do with what happened, apart from being inconvenienced 
Blimey, Iām getting grumpy this eveningā¦,
One of my bucket list of places to visit is Svalbard.
Just did a Google street map tour of Longyearbyen the main town.
Surprised at the number of cars hotels and bars etc, but wasnāt best pleased to see what appears to be a couple of white guys taking a picture of a black guy on their phones as a curiosity. I may have misinterpreted the pictures but go have a look yourselvesā¦take a walk up the main (only?) streetā¦
Glasses (the ones for eyes) that somehow end up needing to be cleaned all the time.
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Ta.
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Yepā¦buy the bestā¦cry once. 
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Jacob Rees-Mogg on the TV all the blooming time.
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Odious character- him, not you @Intiniki.
Politics in the uk is in a sad and sorry state if JRM and Clown BoJo are the only newsworthy characters held up as the figureheads of Brexit.
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Going to the tyre shop expecting to get a puncture repaired, came out having had to replace all of the tyres and am Ā£500 worse off.
Felt like I had stood in the middle of the garage, legs apart and invited each of the mechanics to give me their best Jonny Wilkinson impression.
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Canāt you fix a bike puncture yourself?