The weather forecast today. Looks like Iāll miss Gomez after cancelling previously. Oh well.
Waking upā¦having your lucky porridge in your lucky Saints logo bowlā¦and they still fuckinā lose. 
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Might have helped if you ate it yesterday?
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I didā¦
Are you beginning to forget things? Itās alright dear, get yourself back to your room and nurse will bring you a nice cup of tea.
I didnāt post anything after yesterdayās game. From all appearances you were all depressed enough without a contribution from me. At least Bazza was in his element. 
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Getting distracted by the god botherers knocking on the door whilst making breakfast, meaning I over poached my eggs.
Sunday is fucking ruined.
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Chase them down the road and throw the eggs at them.
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Whatās the point? The yolks wonāt fucking go all over them
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There was a āGay Prideā celebration in Guildhall Square yesterday with a parade down to The Bargate. Looked like everyone was enjoying themselves.
āSee Southamptonā FB page posted a lot of pictures of happy smiling faces which of course stirred up āThe God Botherersāā¦posting comments on the page was locked after several callings for Celestial Thunderbolts and Devine Retribution.
Wouldnāt it be funny if all the haters were called to atone for their sins come the day of judgement.
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In fairness, the people that knocked on the door were perfectly pleasant. Iām probably being a bit harsh brandishing them like that, I just picked up the phrase somewhere and thought it amusing.
My gay nephewās parents are devout God Botherers and still havenāt given up hoping he will revise his ungodly life-style choice āThey donāt understand my sexuality isnāt a matter of choiceā he says.
It would be funny if the outcome wasnāt so sad.
The Ayatollahs inability to fast forward through the ads. That is like the entire point of catch up tv 
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my partner has to often rewind programmes to watch what heās snoozed through. Drives me to distraction.
Itāll only get worse dear lady.
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Iāve met his dad so I know what is in store.
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I have to hold my hand up and say, for me itās a 20 minute spell between 9.40 pm and 9.59pm. Iām wide awake before and after that.
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When you are due to take the Paraffin budgie off the rig in the morning.
Your back to back sends an e-mail to say he is sick and will not be coming offshore.
Another week in the Betty Ford clinic now awaits.
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Thatās not on.
I bet you can feel an illness coming on for about 5 weeks time, @PhilippineSaint.
Nobody mention alcohol for the next week !
Bastard you just did
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