Well, given that sheās not here, seems unlikely.
Any hints Fatso?
Asking for a friend whoās had 9 pints of Ale on top of Liver & Bacon for dinnerā¦
Help?
Stick a thumb up it mate
Thatās not what I consider sound advice.
This could quite easily convert what is potentially the worldās most stupenous rasping fart into a high pitched whistle that will send dogs within a 3 mile radius into a whirling, howling frenzy.
Fart responsibly.
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Or end up with a shitty thumb
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Thatās an official warning, @dubai_phil you can taunt me with talk of free Punk IPA all you like, but never, never make me feel like Iāve missed out on a portion of Liver and Bacon.
Onion gravy? Chips or mash? Peas? Asking for a friend.
Donāt think heās in a chip shop or has access to a marker pen to leave his phone number on your midriff @saintbletch
@dubai_phil tell me what Iāve said is trueā¦
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Losing 2 front door keys in 2 days. 
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Worry more when youāve lost the door.
Hot weather.
Itās lovely isnāt it? When you are by the sea or in the country.
But in a town everyone is out in gardens and outside spaces, the music is up loud, the discussions are loud. Just trying to work out if itās a domestic incident and will need to call the police.
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Onion Gravy. Gallons of.
Mash.
Green beans.
Ā£9.50 Cornerhouse Cambridgeā¦
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Stansted Airport (again)
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the latest Android update,.,ā¦,ā¦, ffs,
Where are my, emoji,ā¦
Ffs
Being sent out at 4.30 on visit and getting in at 8pm. Donāt like that part of my job. In fact donāt like many parts of it really.
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But you like some parts right? Do those bits make up for the shit bits?
If not, you need to get out maybe?
Just a suggestion
When youāve been on a course āoop norfā and you have to fill the hire car up before itās returned and @saintbletch 's advice about how to find which side the petrol cap is on proves to be correct (on this occasion) BUT then you canāt work out how to open the flap to put petrol in the bloody thingā¦
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An occasional part I enjoy. Mainly chatting to kids and some great colleagues. The rest of is not for me. I know this, my manager knows this. Well everyone does. I am looking but nothing really coming up. Thankfully saw a job yesterday in the last place I worked. More interaction with young people. So will apply.
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Thatās because the doors and fuel flap āautolockā with the engine running after 15 secondsā¦when you get out of the car you need to press the āunlockā button (usually on the door pull) but of courseā¦you know that now donāt you. 
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Would you believe it was simply a case of pressing on the rear edge of the flap!! It was one of those spring loaded release catches but you had to know where it wasā¦
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Most of my family are from Donny. I know how bad an experience that must have been for you.