I did a live yesterday for C4 news with Steven Kinnock. I got there a bit late, traffic. He was really cool. missed the slot but did it. I said thanks Neil as he walked off, itâs bothering me.
Really cool meaning he was a nice bloke, which not all politicians are. He seemed pretty genuine and hang around despite the rain. The joke was on me I called him Neil!
When youâre trying to use the power of social media (Twitter) to amplify your customer complaint and @goatboy and @tokyo-saint from Sotonians turn up to troll you.
How am I ever going to get Costa Coffee to keep brown bread in stock for me at this rate?
Science has proven brown bread can add an extra 6 months to your life. Not when you are 18 and fucking and fighting every night of the week but when you are 96. Fast forward to the future and 96-year old bletch, being spoon fed with a view of a wall in Eastleigh thanking his lucky stars he has spent the last 96 years he ate brown bread and wasnât already brown bread like me and gboy.
Itâs annoying when you do a fart that is so life changing but the wife is out so doesnât benefit from the experience. I can tell her in words what happened but itâs not the same, itâs annoying.
Itâs not for me to say that what Iâve done is the best thing the world has seenâŚIâll leave that to others, which is why itâs annoying that Mrs Fatso isnât here to verify the events of tonight.