Best therapy is to rant about it on Twitter
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The build up to this weekendâs Championâs League Final (in which only 1 club was their leagueâs Champion and the other team finished 4th).
Itâs going to be worse than the Royal Wedding coverage people. I donât know how @pap and @barry-sanchez are going to avoid the glee of entitled scousers without leaving the City.
I know I should support British clubs in Europe but I really, really hope that Liverpool get stuffedâŚ
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This is one of those moments I am glad that we dont have BT sport
Those 2 blown head gaskets?
Total repair bill ÂŁ1200.
Ffs.
Better win tgat WC Sweepstake
When your work âcolleagueâ makes you a cup of tea but then stirs it with the same spoon that he made his coffee with!!
Tea with a hint of coffee is not the most pleasent drink believe me.
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How could anyone be so inconsiderate? You aways have to use a clean spoon.
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Whatâs with this you two , the Sotonians branch of OCD anonymous?
Have you ever drunk coffee flavoured tea?
I had to put notices on the milk powder and the sugar containers the spoons inside are not for stirring
I hate a big clump of sugar on the spoon I am using.
Iâm normally just pleased if anyone gets a tea / coffee round in @work - even if invariably I get the wrong flavoured and drink.
As the old saying goesâŚas long as itâs wet and warmâŚthe drink that is.
I get stuck in traffic for an hour (without breaking down)
And discover you lot are shit stirring again
Kareoke
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When youâre at the hand dryer in the service station toulets, youâre wearing shorts and you realise that water from the hands of the man with questionable hygene standing next to you is splashing on to your uncovered legs .
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When youâre at the urinal in the service station toilets, youâre wearing shorts and you realise that water splashing on to your uncovered legs is from the the man with questionable hygene standing next to you.
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You know someone on here is going to down vote you for that
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I got so fed up with this, I installed a coffee machine in my office.
They can skank up the kitchen as much as they want, I donât have to go into the filthy muther fucker.
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Water?
Thems the perks of being a boss, wish I was a boss But remember @cb-saint with great power comes great responsibilityâŚ
Going to a meeting at an office you are unfamiliar with, using the pisshouse and when you turn on the tap to wash your hands, realising that it has the force of a dam behind it with water splashing over the front of your summer chinoâs (yes i wear them occasionally) making it look like youâve pissed your pants. FFS. Then going back into the meeting trying to explain and fucking it up and losing your status as youâre seen as a pissed soaked, bumbling fool who should wear a nappy.
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Youâve just described 90% of the Sotoniansâ membership
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