Will be snorting saline spray to get the shit out for a couple of weeks
Poor buggers in construction and outdoor jobs at the moment
Facebook.
Seriously?
Is Zuckerberg deliberately commiting commercial suicide?
I am on there to read what MY FRIENDS POST.
But oh no. Now I have to put up with 4 new posts from friends THEN page after endless page of SHIT that are COMMERCIAL posts âpopular across facebookâ
FARK OFF. If I want to read that stuff MY FRIENDS will have shared it - it is filling my timeline and I am NOT able to read stuff from my mates
Stick this STUPID idea up your arse or I am off
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The local media going bats over the 10 year anniversary of Pompey buying the FA Cup!!
Why the fuck does my foot hurt
The bastard was fine on Wednesday, now I am walking about like it has been crushed by a steam roller. Now I donât mind when there is a reason, like I dropped something on it, but it is pissing me off that it has taken upon itself to inflict pain on me for no apparent reason.
Gout? Especially if itâs the hallux that hurtsâŚ
Sure it does - at the time. But just think of him and his mates and their resentment building up so much that they wait outside for you and beat the living shit out of you. âThatâll teach you to tell me to STFUâ theyâll growl as another boot lays into your kidneysâŚ
Apropos of nothing in particularâŚwe must try to bring the average age of the forum down by two or three decades.
@btripz is right though @cb-saint , it sounds like it could be gout.
I am gout less - it is all across the top of the foot. Pain is worse than child birth FACT.
And the emotional impact - the entire office is taking the piss. Wankers.
And the lift doesnât work.
Hope the lot of them get a hurty foot.
You donât have to put up with that shit @dubai_phil , Iâve had this free FB add-on for years. It cleans all the garbage off FB⌠https://www.fbpurity.com/
Or, better still, donât use Facebook.
I suppose itâs easier for me as I donât have any friends 
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AhhhâŚif you sign up you can be my friendâŚIâve only got 360.
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Itâs alright, Iâm fine now that I take alupurinolâŚ
Wouldnât I have to do a degree course first so that I understand the FB privacy policy and settings?
Firefox?
SRSLY?
That still going?
YepâŚthereâs a version for all browsersâŚand the fact that FB donât want you to have it should tell you everything you need to know. 
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Itâs gonna need one hell of a lot of youngsters to bring the average age downâŚ
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When your car has been back from the garage for 3 days - having had a blown head gasket replaced.
And you take the wifeâs car out for a run. Having done a full check of all the coolants etcâŚ
And the head gasket blows up.
FFS.
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Youâre getting to much head @dubai_phil Phil
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One time passwords for access to your bank account which only give you 5 mins to enter and they dont send the bloody thing until 4 mins 59 secs have passed
Cunts
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Granted, this is a first world problem.
But, I just realised that Jon Hopkins & Beach House clash at Primavera and Iâm utterly heartbroken.
Did the organisers not consider my love for electro/techno & shoegaze/dreampop? Fuckers.
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