And you’ll have some more tomorrow to look forward to.
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Bump into a local couple this afternoon. Exchange the usual responses, “you two keeping well” I ask. “Yep they reply”
“How about you?” they ask. “Yes I’m fine.”
She cocks her head on one side, as if she’s waiting for the “truth” from someone 20 years her senior.
Should have told her we were waiting for a delivery from the soup kitchen….stupid twat.
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Caught speeding.
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Thats the end of your leadership bid then
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I was framed.
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Your sympathy is appreciated.
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Remember
I am that guy.
My speeding ticket made the daily fail.
I signed the paper
Giving approval
For them to sit on the bottom of my drive
Then got nicked.
So nah.
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I got nicked driving my Golf GTI 16v…42 in a 30…cunts using a hair drier 3 minutes from home.
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Fucking hate them things. Catch it wrong and there’s more piss splattered on your strides than is findng it’s way down the porcelain.
Wait until you hit 50+
That becomes normal
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..so says Tennaman. 
Early morning chopper ride to work get to heliport and its not even open for business☹️
…and the bar’s not open.
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Hit that hurdle (and fell over) a good few years ago!
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I just srnt Grandsonpresent to Grrmany. Lego.
It has cost £4.65 MORE than my flight to Stansted tomorrow
Hmmm…only got a £50 on Ernie this month…tight bastards.
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