I can spell and dont have fat fingers so does not affect me 
Mate of mine was in Pisa yesterday…he posed for a stupid fuckin’ brainless picture of the leaning tower.
Oh how we fuckin’ laughed. 
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Im dying of not man flu.
And yet I STILL have to drive to another Cemetary now…
All Saints Day
Going to a Michelin restaurant with stinking cold
I could taste fat salt sweet and acid and fuck all else
I would have got better value licking the condiments in a chippy
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ESPN are showing the Skates game this evening and not the Saints game.
Fuckin’ idiots starting an Xmas thread on the early November Burn a Catholic Day.
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It is on Sky Sport+
which is not available mid Atlantic on a very old oil tanker 
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Got back to Waterloo after last night’s epic victory (
) in time to get a celebratory bottle of wine and………… WHERE’S THE FUCKING PASTY STALL GONE???
I am not having a fucking baguette in its place.
Cunts!!
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Has someone wired your testicles up to the mains or is that a fashion statement?
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Shouldda gone to Wetherspoons
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Typhoon in coming getting windows and doors sealed
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185kph and the bloody thing is the size of Europe!
Not good seeing you just had one
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Typhoon has been through we only got wind and rain in Batangas but daughter up north lost power and water supply they are cleaning up now.
More rain incoming
Definatly a fashion statement
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Leaves - why the fuck can’t they stay on the trees
5 hours of my life I will never get back clearing the fuckers up. I am broken