The storms never arrived at home so I never went offline unlike Sotonians.com 
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Your prayers worked @BTripz
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Youngest + SiL are curenyly at Oktoberfest
They are on a reserved table in a party tent.
Since 9am.
Cvnts
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I read that as your youngest and sister in law.
Is there a reason you left the sandpit ? 
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@lifeintheslowlane They do it at the rugby as well
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My chair for recreational garden use sleeping / drinking / watching streams is about to collapse and the new chair (rocking) will not arrive for at least a week. What should I do?
A: use old chair until it collapses.
B: sit in the other available garden furniture which is not as comfortable.
A until it collapses, then B
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The house boy was tasked with cleaning the fish pond which he did very nicely but cleaned the rocks in the bottom with detergent and did not wash them correctly before putting them in the pond the fish are now dead or dying am trying to revive them.
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Please tell me you aren’t doing what I think you are. That’s not going to work on a fish.
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oh it does 
2 dead the rest may survive but the cat is happy.
Yeah just ask a Skate!!
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Funny thing the bottom feeder appears to have survived
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Wow Jack Hargreaves…he should be ashamed.
The Beverly Hillbillies the first Reality TV show.
Go to Louisianna and try to prove me wrong
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Bugger nearly ran me down once, we were walking the country lanes near Tarrant Monkton and he was driving his white estate not very slowly….
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Gotta keep the locals on their toes…I do the same. 
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He was probably pissed.
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Three more dead fish this morning as well as my chair 
The dog is still going
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