At least theyāll have to stop saying you couldnāt hit a barn door. 
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Went to collect the replacement lump of wood from village Lumber Yard (remember them?)
The Intern fucked it up 44cm not 4 cm you twonk.
So they remaking it in shame, 50%discount and a couple of guys to come help fit it.
Mrs P_F can be brutal when riledā¦
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where did you order it from? Temu?
Shein obv
Sounds like Lazarda to me.
My response to the production department breaking another pump again.
āFuck me, the fucking fuckers have fucked the fucking thing fucking again cuntāsā
Got told off for using the C word in the office 
Get Woke yer fucking piece of fuck
Such language from a lady. 
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Note to self, when buying liquid in Italy āfrizzanteā on they bottle means it is sparkling/fizzy.
Donāt buy water or wine that has frizzante on the label if you donāt like fizzy stuff!!
Youāre not a quick learner are you. 
No, I just donāt look at labels 
I cleared cookies today which logged me out of my Sotonians account. I was sent a link to log in, logged in and then got logged out when I finished. Is there any way of keeping me logged in when I shut down the laptop, so far I have to get sent a link to log in every time I open the site which is annoying.
I have just changed my password, followed the procedures and logged in. Logged out then tried to log in with new password but wont have it, incorrect password. Grrrrr. WTF
I see our anti twat upgrades are proving to be robust 
Itās because youāre in Liverpool, mate. Try a VPN with a London location.
Too much surfing in Thailand - his cookie history is melting our firewalls
I got another message as per the below.
I have requested the author to send me a list of websites so I can check them out for content that I do not already have, and that if he sends it to my friends and family they would be shocked if I did not visit these sites as I work offshore with limited access to sites anyway.
Greetings!
I have to share bad news with you. Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing. After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.
Here is the sequence of events:
Some time ago, I purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to buy it online). I have easily managed to log in to your email account XXXXXXXXXXXXXX.com
One week later, I have already installed the Cobalt Strike āBeaconā on the Operating Systems of all the devices you use to access your email. It was not hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. :).
This software provides me with access to all your devices controllers (e.g., your microphone, video camera, and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, videos, documents, files, web browsing history to my servers. I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history, and contacts list.
My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based) and hence remains invisible for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter.
While gathering information about you, i have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites. You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure. Well, i have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show how you masturbate and reach orgasms.
If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse, and all your videos will be shared with your friends, colleagues, and relatives. Considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch (you perfectly know what I mean), it will cause a real catastrophe for you.
I also have no issue at all with making them available for public access (leaked and exposed all data).
General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR): Under the rules of the law, you face a heavy fine or arrest.
I guess you donāt want that to happen.
Letās settle it this way:
You transfer $1692 USD to me and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that, we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me. I keep my word.
That is a fair deal, and the price is relatively low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now. If you donāt know how to purchase and transfer Bitcoin - you can use any modern search engine.
You need to send that amount here Bitcoin wallet:
1BFegjbqZ1kZ7juisPjGWbpCpqL4z8tv63
(The price is not negotiable).
You have 2 days in order to make the payment from the moment you opened this email.
Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already uploaded to a remote server).
Do not try to contact me. Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.
This is an APT Hacking Group. Donāt be mad at me, everyone has their own work.
I will monitor your every move until I get paid.
If you keep your end of the agreement, you wonāt hear from me ever again.
Everything will be done fairly!
One more thing. Donāt get caught in similar kinds of situations anymore in the future!
My advice: keep changing all your passwords frequently.
Fucking hell, those new government Over 18 id checks are pretty aggressive, arenāt they?
You donāt mind if I copy that do you @PhilippineSaint ?
Iāve an idea. 
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