You should not drop it in her bath whilst it is still plugged in 
What a crock of shit we do not burn oil offshore we Flare gas because the infrastructure is not in place to send it ashore to be used, or it is compressed and put back down the same well it came out of which increases the amount of oil coming out so you can have petrol, diesel and all your plastic bits.
Why do nose and ear hairs grow so long so quickly?
They donāt - itās just the hair on your head has stopped therefore it only seems fast
Just dropped Lady Slowlaneās G&T taking it back to the cabin to watch the sailaway from Liverpuddle.
Iām fucked, it was a double. 
Send Chambers for another.
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Not with the price of Tanqueray onboard.
Thatās surely not an issue to a man of your means, Basil. 
And I canāt believe youāre implying she isnāt worth the piffling expense. 
Is this a new form of āStreamingā?
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Itās not just the expense, where the purchase of alcohol and Chambers are involved, trust issues rears its ugly head.
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Fuck Chambers, he should have his case heard over on the MoM Booze thread surely? 
No it was supposed to be in the What pissed you off today thread.
Iām blaming @BTripz for falling down on his job. 
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And thatās where I would have put it, if I could have been bothered
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As you may have seen I had a steroid injection between my C5 and C6 last night, got to the hospital (New Hall, private via NHS) at 18:30 but didnāt have the procedure until 20:00.
The procedure itself took 5 mins and was, relatively painless that is except for when they hit my nerve with something, talk about electric shock down my arm.
My arm is fine this morning so what is the annoyance I hear you ask???
I, subconsciously I guess, slept exclusively on my left shoulder last night and my rotator cuff now hurts like a bitch today!!
Spending my birthday having root canal work done at the dentist. Should be done by 2 pm so a few cold ones this afternoon, for medicinal purposes only of course. 
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Prob have to drink through a straw for the first hour or so 
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Bournemouth Airport WiFi
Nightmare
Surprisingly enough it wasnāt too bad. I was receiving all sorts of horror stories from people who have had root canal work done, I never had. In the chair for 30 minutes, 20 minutes of drilling, when the anaesthetic started wearing off I was expecting the worst but it wasnāt too bad at all, a bit sore but not throbbing like a toothache. I managed four pints of ale anyway, then got off as it was obvious that it could have got a bit messy! Too many people wanting the excuse to celebrate my birthday by getting me pissed. That wasnāt happening! Just finished a large portion of chicken, chips and mushy peas with no ill effects. A result. 
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