People who say that stuff is āimpossibleā when in actuality, itās just a bit difficult.
Youāre doing yourselves no favours, you know.
Some little bastard like me will just pop along, motivated by āyou canāt do thatā more than anything else in life, and make your claims look a little far-fetched.
Plus, thereās that whole thing of enabling little bastards like me.
more tales from the corbyn front line. Keep knocking them doors, pap!
Boiler not working. No hot water.
Fun times.
@saintbletch once told me all about his favourite winter sandals and how socks could look good with them.
Another day I asked @pap to explain to me in full detail how Corbyn was electable.
But today I was taken for a tour of a kitchen showroom and it was undoubtably the dullest fucking hour of my entire life.
Which style of island, what tap configuration, whether to go for the slate grey sink or the other slate grey sink, what cupboard doors look better with the worktop in granite?
Who gives a shit?? Itās just a frigging kitchen!
The worst day out since Barrymore asked me round for a pool party and I hitched a lift there with the Wests.
BTW how often are you supposed buy a complete new kitchen?
We had one about 10 years ago and I was hoping it would see me out. Apparentlyā¦according to my wifeā¦itās time for a new one.
I mentioned to the missus I was hoping we wouldnāt need another in my lifetime and she saidā¦it could be arranged. 
Having a side extension built and was told I would get away without underpining. Just got the building regs drawings and they include feckin underpining. 
I just got smashed up on M6 rip. Iām now waiting for Recovery and then they is gonna recover me all the way to Suffolk (where i is live)
This is Ruin my Friday night
Hmmm bad news Bearsyā¦thankfully Vauxhall Corsas have airbags these days so is assuming you is OK nipper.
Nobody hurt thoā mate ??
Yeah no-one is rip except for My Car rip. There was five of us in pile up tho tho which was Pretty Cool & excitement
Yeah, Iām sure Bear 
ā¦ 10/10 for the brave face thoā
Glad youāre ok mate
Still fkn waiting rip.
Do you think itās weird that all 4 of the other drivers is Asian, or is it just weird that I Noticed?
First is it your fault?
if not, second, start clutching your neck and say ow many times
May be you should have waited until you got home before preparing for the āwhoās is tipsy on a Friday night threadā
No i was the meat in asian car sandwich, so i think Iām prob OK
Not weird but if they are resisting your ernest attempts at social integration you should call Bazza for advice.
If the recovery cunts had told me at start i was in for a fkn 4 hour wait iād of ditched the fkn car & started fkn walking fkn cunts
Potty mouth 
I told the fkn bitch when she phoned up tho! When she said it was gonna be another fkn hour i was so fkn fury! My blood was up proper! I said to her, āListen here! Thatās no problem tks for letting me know.ā
I am always v.polite no matter what. Thatās something you need to know about Bears.
So then Bear, the morning after the night before, did you wake up to find it was all a horrible dream ? ā¦ or is your car still rip by asians ?