I might have a steak bake from Greggs, but that will do me very nicely!
Back on topic - children who think it is funny to hide things. My boy is going through this phase. One shoe âwent walkabout on its ownâ last Thursday, but turned up Sunday. He said it was in the show box, it was not. Under further questioning he said it was stuck to his wardrobe! Then went back to saying it was in the shoe box. Well we will never know!
Then his book bag for school went missing and turned up last night in the shoe box! Now the to remote has vanished completely! I will keep my eyes on the shoebox I think!
Oh kids in general annoy me!
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Have you tried hitting him?
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John Lewis does a Junior Taser which is quite good, itâs not as powerful as a cattle prod but itâs strong enough to focus their minds when they are being noisy or asking the same question over and over again.
Itâs about ÂŁ20.
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@goatboy please buy one of the above and send to my old man to forward to me and I will donate so much to your charity Chutney Ferret may not have to change name ever again.
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Going on from @sfcsim , book bags for school. I mean WTF! Where did this idea come from. In my day we took our books to school in an assortment of bags now they all have to have book bags with the school logo on that cost a fortune.
ANd you know what, the velcro on the front of them is so shit that if you put stuff in the bag that puts any sort of pressure on the velcro it just gives up.
Fuckin school money making schemes.
Now none of the supermarkets give away free plastic bags anymore (not allowed by city ordnance) we have no bags at all. I even have to buy black plastic bags to put rubbish it so the city cannot remove it for me even though they say they will.
You should move to a country that provides education via the state thatâs paid for by taxes.
Oh.
I always forget to pack a carrier bag when I go to Europe it is sooooo annoying
Cunts who play Ed Sheeran playlists at full volume, when youâre trying to work and his cunt mate who thinks itâs clever to sing along at the top of his voice
Finding out the someone in the family has an important birthday that requires my presence at 2pm on Sunday.
CB, beer, quiet corner, wifi code, sky go,
Edited for you.
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Even Iâd think twice about surfing for snuff porn at a family birthday. Fair play CBS.
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Fucknuts* who add âFACTâ at the end of their arguments - see the Social Integration is not happening thread - unless they are being ironic.
Adding that word doesnât make your argument any less âponyâ** than before you said it.
Thanks to
*Fatso
** Lord Duckhunter
Jetlag
And getting home and finding out the PVR is down to 1% free space
On the upside, at 3:36am I have plenty of catch-up tv to do when I canât sleep 
Not sure I will be thinking itâs too much of a positive when I need to go to work in 3 hours time though.
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My day at work. Not really a small annoyance if I am going to be honest. All plans of work out of the door from 9am. Taken me all day to do something. Just finished. I am pretty annoyed with some of the departments in the same place I work for (I couldnât get hold of anyone) and then the 3 forms I completed. The one I didnât get to.
I put in an application for another job yesterday. Probably end up with more bureaucracy!
UmâŚthis Ed Sheeran chappieâŚis he any good?
Donât think Iâve heard anything from him.
Young master Edward embraces modern media @lifeintheslowlane he doesnât issue his music on the gramophoneâŚ
Itâs difficult to decide which Vardy is the more disgusting - the one who dives to get players sent off or the one that stamps on people.
Disgraceful player.