I see what you did there.
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The continual reports on bbc about the huge snow fall the hit the UK last night, with reporters standing in half an inch of snow wailing about the deadly conditions.
members of staff yesterday being worried about being snowed in in fareham
FFS get a grip
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I’m starting to regret buying those 200 tins of food and 30 litres of milk now.
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Turning up for a Driver Awareness course to find I got the date wrong and should have been there yesterday !!!
So that’ll be 3 points and a fine, on top of the £100 I paid for the course … all for 35 mph in a 30 zone 
BOLLOCKS
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Can’t you tell them you were running late stuck behind some twat doing 70mph on the motorway?
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Sigh of relief … Managed to reschedule driver awareness course for next Thursday 
… in Portsmouth
… for £45 extra. 
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I think you can claim that back as Twat Tax.
That goes for any expense incurred as a result of being a twat.
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How can you have a driver awareness course in fuckin Pompey
There is no awareness there otherwise they would have left
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Can Twats also get this rebate as my tart has a twat that is due a refund.
Resealable rice, with that little fucking sticker, that does not stick anyway. That is not my main problem with this item, it is the fact, that you try and open that bag, so that it is in a resealable state to begin with. Just opened another one, bag ripped to shreds and rice fucking everywhere!
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No matter how much rice you cook, there is ALWAYS at least a portion to much!
My partner who nods off on the sofa so misses what we are watching resulting in me having to watch things twice.
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Nah, in the C_S house the rule is " You snooze, you lose"
Put your foot down ITK, catch-up TV was designed for snoozer-losers
We are watching an amazon prime show! We could just stop it but he tries to watch it all in one go. I’ve suggested he can only watch things before 9pm now. After that there is no point.
It’s definitely a man thing Niki…I do it. Mind you I’m wide awake at 10…it’s just the narcotic effect of that one hour prime-time slot.
People who think that we are called Great Britain because we are the bestist country in the world.
‘kin’ twats!
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Not so! Mrs SOG has plenty of previous. She pretends to snuggle up but she is really catching some zeds. I keep nudging her but she has the ability to look up and say “I’m awake” and then go straight back to sleep.
“Put the ‘Great’ back into Great Britain”
Very intrigued with the whole making things great again. When was it great, why was it great? I know people don’t like change but come on start getting used to it as it’s inevitable and happens.
Yeah that also seems to happen.
We have started a man in high castle at a risky time so let’s see how much he gets through.
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