In this day and age it still takes forever to clear a cheque. FFS why?
Dunno, fax them and ask.
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I would do but the nib is broken on my quill!!
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Second for the day - Brex-Pitt. Given that the vast majority of celebrity marriages do not last very long, why is it all over the news that the āBrangelinaā mariage is over? I suppose in a world where a TV programme about baking changing channels also rates as news I suppose this is pretty highbrow stuff. 
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It might not be expensive but the goat has a hell of the time scraping it off his bellend and putting it in little tubs
What does expensive goats cheese say to itself in a mirror??
Halloumi
So how many people groaned and hovered over the down vote?
In a minute? Given the traffic on this site, just you!!
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What cheese do you use to get Bearsy to post on a forum?
Camembert!!
Dangerous territory - if you want to avoid downvotes for cheese jokes you should tread caerphillyā¦
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Ewe!
Other posters getting numerous upvotes for cheesy jokes yet the original jokes are ignored.
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Far from it - you might want to relook at the voting
Even worse, down votes!!
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Originally posted by @Sadoldgit
Halloumi is not expensive. How come then when I order a dish with halloumi in it when eating out I get the tiniest portion. Stop being such tightwads and start giving us a decent portion, you cunts!
It might not be expensive but the goat has a hell of the time scraping it off his bellend and putting it in little tubs
Ewe!
Iām never going to eat goats cheese ever againā¦ever.
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Everyday another nuisance phone call!
First it was PPI and green energy, then the bloke from Windows or the bloke selling windows - now itās bloody Noel Edmonds wanting to speak to the cat.
The world has gone one worrying step beyond Monkey Tennis.
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driving the 37 miles home and it taking 2.5 hours, driving to work in the morning and it taking 2 hrs. This fucking country!
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I donāt normally do rush hour but Iāve had to this week, and it hasnāt been fun.
How do you normal people do it?
I cycle when I can, oh, you werenāt asking me!!
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People are still filming at gigsā¦
Is there a more pointless exercise than badly filming a gig on a phone that can cope with neither the lighting nor the audio, and having your wobbly, often upright effort ruined by like-minded people waving their phones about in front of you?
Put your phone down and watch the fucking gig - you paid to experience live music not to clog up your phone with shit.
Also stop chatting during songs - shut the fuck up.
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