Asda - if your customers are so fat and lazy they want their squirty cheese, fizzy pop and crisps delivered right to their door, you donât have to block the whole fucking road doing it.
And Betterwear, youâve been sticking your crap booklet of shite through our door for 28 years, and every week we stick it back out for you to collect because we donât want anything - take a fucking hint.
We used to get those catalogues. I threw the first three or four in the bin. No more catalogues.
We did that, they knocked on the door and expected a conversation - that wasnât happening.
Itâs easier to chuck them outside and forget about it for another week.
They dont like it if when they knock on the door and introduce themselves, if you produce the little magazine from inside and promptly set it on fire in front of them.
Sends them into a frenzy of âyou cant do thatâ
"oh yes I can look Iâve done it "
Does prevent unwarranted solicitations though.
BigStu, a forum user - not sure if heâs posted much, has form for messing with Jehovahâs Witnesses and keeps them talking for hours. He is getting better, recently posting a Facebook status indicating that he was polite, and didnât waste any of their time.
Mike Harding, the folk bloke and sometimes author, reckons you should invite them in, nip round the back, phone the police and tell them youâre being burgled.
If you want to get rid of them quickly, immediately and permanently - just tell them youâve been disfellowshipped*.
* And no, I have not been kicked out of the Jehovahâs Witnesses.
We just had the investigation into the gas alarm (it was false by the way) but the muster count was down by one. so after sending runners to various rooms to locate the missing person he was found fast asleep tuck up in his bed. Outcome of that was test all the speakers in the accomodation. The speaker in the sleepers room works perfectly he can just sleep through a 76 decibel single tone continuos piercing whistle. The bastard why cant I
The traffic getting into Southampton yesterday
The cause - Ikea. basically backed the traffic up to the Texaco garage on Mountbatten way causing me to miss the first 15 mins of the game (not that I missed much).
Who the fuck decided that Ikea should be put in the middle of town - bloody stupid idea when they first built itand its still a bloody stupid idea
I heard that originally they wanted to build it over Southampton Central, but Central Governemnt blocked it, said we werenât to get Ikeas above our station!!
Halloumi is not expensive. How come then when I order a dish with halloumi in it when eating out I get the tiniest portion. Stop being such tightwads and start giving us a decent portion, you cunts!
Halloumi is awful stuf, like chewing on a flattened squash ball. And the squeaking sound it makes as you chew it. You should be fucking grateful you are only given a little bit.
Iâve been driving around a lot more because of work recently. Iâm appalled and angered every time someone fails to wave or acknowledge when you let them in our give way to them. Itâs not a hard thing to do, is it?
Itâs ignorance.
Agree that it does squeak but I do like it (not the squeaking).
my arse squeaks.
I donât know if you live or drive in London? ⌠Waving and acknowledging is looked on as sign of weakness. Taxi Drivers are the worst. I only have to drive there a few times a month and fucking hate it.
Iâve read about being safe on line, Ted, so shanât be disclosing my movements to you. Unless you wish to know about my bowel movements.
Thats all I need to know
Both - but not in that order.