Agree. Super annoying.
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Super stop it.
Super totes amazeballs 
What a super reply.
Awesome
30 - 40.
Going to need a super serve to avoid losing the first game. 
I was going to label them medieval in their thinking but European medieval times produced a damn sight more stuff of artistic merit despite a theocratic society, by and large.
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Just in!
As Poland is a low cost labour economy, anything food wise that can be classed as Premium Quality gets exported so it can sell for 2 or 3 times what it does here.
As such, Lidl have just released new marketing photos of their 10 quid a kilo Steaks (which are the only ones I can afford.
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Recruitment agencies - being twats in the middle of trying to finalise jobs then go on hols and think itās ok for me wait for another two weeks while they burn their arses in the Med. cunts. 
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It looks like a shoe! Do they stamp out the cut?
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Surely thatās the Dover sole?
My cunty back update
Went for an MRI today
Thought this would be a piece of piss. The nurse settled me down, gave me the ear plugs and the emergency stop button and told me it would be about 20 minutes - nonchalantly I said I will probably fall asleep
Into the tube a go and the first noise sounds - all is good except for a little twinge in my back
This twinge then starts to make itself known and pain set in - and starts to increase.we get past the first batch of bongs and Iām pushing the button
They get me out and help to sit up - pain goes. Fuck it letās go again I said. A few cushions are introduced and in I go again
Same thing happen, this time I try to gut it out - I lasted three minutes, my whole body was spasming from the pain. When thy got me out I had cramp in my jaw from clenching my teeth and I was pissing sweat - that has got to be the worst pain I have ever felt
So now we are a bit stuck - I need an MRI but I cannot sit in the tube long enough form them to a decent picture
My back is a massive cunt
The gypsies are in town - well Ashurst
The annual Danny Cooper drive is back where hundreds of gypos and traps charge around the forest causing mayhem
Except itās not the Danny Cooper drive , it now the Tracy Cooper drive because Danny has fucked off and married someone else
And Danny has decided to set up a second drive- so there are now two rival drives and I get the feeling that it is quite acrimonious - what could possibly go wrong
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No doubt theyāll be making their annual pilgrimage to Cobham in a few weeks then to hold their annual pony and trap races down the A3
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Well, thereās the problem then.
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I had something similar. I couldnāt lie on my back or sit down for three months. It was atrocious. Fwiw, per your previous question, pregablin did the trick for me, mainly because they didnāt want me popping so much ibuprofen and paracetamol.
Luckily they havenāt made any annual pilgrimage to any of my building sites yet, unlike last year when they turned over two and stole Ā£25k worth of kit.
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Its Ok - false alarm - there will only be one set of gypos terrorizing the forest this weekend .
Unfortunately the other cunts are coming next weekend so we have of fortnight of this shite to put up with
There will be a load of old duffers in their Jalopies driving down to Lymington on Sunday. Thereāll be a load of cyclists in ditches tooā¦we take no prisoners. Old fashioned carā¦old fashioned driving. 
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2pts for a cyclist, 10 for a gypo
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