😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

Selfies, particlaurly selfies taken by effing tourists in front of famous paintings (despite signs saying they are not allowed). Spent a few days in Paris last week and was constantly jostled out of the way by mostly oriental tourists with their selfie sticks taking pictures of themselves in front of Monets, Van Goghs, Reniors etc. Sadly none of the aforementioned seemed to want to take a selfie in front of of The Origins Of The World by Corbyn, which would have been more appropriate!

Edited for paps web :lou_lol:

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Signs all over Disneyland saying Selfie Sticks are banned, people still bloody using them though and then getting angry when the ā€œcastā€ tell them off…

All right thinking people should make it a priority to take the selfie stick from the offending party and stick up his/her arse!

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I’ll leave you to confiscate this one, SoG

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Try walking anywhere in the Philippines without somebody with a selfiestick shoving it in the air. Its nigh on impossible.

Even sat in traffic on the motorway a window will open, a plastic walking stick with a mobile attached to the end of it will appear, then the other windows roll down and heads all start grinning at nothing, click and lets start moving the traffic behind can just wait.

Why would you do that? Why? I am getting vertigo just looking at it! :lou_surprised:

How the fuck does she get down

Going across to the dark side and realising it’s still a bunch of I am I am look at me look at me twats.

But still going back and actually posting stuff that you know was put there by trolls to drag you in and stil doing it.

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Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @KRG

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

All right thinking people should make it a priority to take the selfie stick from the offending party and stick up his/her arse!

I’ll leave you to confiscate this one, SoG

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How the fuck does she get down

And how did she get up there? Surely the slightest bit of wind would blow her off (no puns intended Bearsy!)

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Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @KRG

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

All right thinking people should make it a priority to take the selfie stick from the offending party and stick up his/her arse!

I’ll leave you to confiscate this one, SoG

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How the fuck does she get down

And how did she get up there? Surely the slightest bit of wind would blow her off (no puns intended Bearsy!)

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Is that the narrowest building in the world? Not much wider than dustbin lid.

How much to rent a whole floor? Need somewhere to store my bin.

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Originally posted by @BTripz

Originally posted by @KRG

Originally posted by @Sadoldgit

All right thinking people should make it a priority to take the selfie stick from the offending party and stick up his/her arse!

I’ll leave you to confiscate this one, SoG

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How the fuck does she get down

We could have had a lot more fun if you had said ā€œHow the fuck does she get offā€

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Retired people who have got used to being on a permanent weekend and forgotton that the rest of the world have to work to scrape by.

Phone rings

CB: Hello?

CBs Dad: Hi

CB : What do you want?

CBs Dad: Just thought I would call to see what you are up to.

CB: WTF

CBs Dad: Just thought I would call for a chat.

CB: Dad, I m at fucking work, you know, that thing you did before your whopping final salary scheme kicked in 15 years ago.

CB:s Dad: Oh yeah, still do you have 5 minutes?

CB: - head butts desk repeatedly

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That sounds like ā€œthe callā€.

Expect a card now to tell you you’re adopted.

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Be warned, as time goes by the phone calls develop into quick trips to doctors, opticians, Sainsburys, hospitals etc- average duration of each trip, four hours.

I have no problem with it really - but if you have a parent or two, your future is taxi driving.

And there is the reason I don’t drive and do not live in the same city. My poor sister gets to do all that.

I told mine to take out cash from their pension to cover the taxi costs. Sorted.

Mind you, I’ve got a free low mileage ā€œolds mobileā€ for the kids to drive (well, only #1 has passed her test) now that the folks have given up driving.

It’s been polished and maintained to within an inch of it’s life and is therefore embarrassing to the 17 yr olds…

to be fair it does smell a bit of Wether’s Originals…

Going back to work after 28 days off.

People that have more time off than I get in a year, then moan about it.

:lou_wink:

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