😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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This is all about squeezing more money out of the franchise. Relaunch the new edition etc.

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The story has now broken in the South African press.

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Wait till they come across Flashman - I don’t think they miss an ism

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…and Billy Bunter…YAROOOO!

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…the fat owl of the Remove.

Funnily enough, I was thinking about the Frank Richards Greyfriars books. And Hurree Jamset Singh, the dusky nabob :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Yes “Inky”

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And while we’re at it - Andy Pandy was a poof, and climbing in a box with Looby Loo makes him a paedo as well. Hated Tuesdays as a child, because it was Andy Pandy day, and I hated him.
There’s probably no end to ancient and good children’s books & stories that should be referred to the PC police for banning or alteration.
I really thought we were years past all this crap, but at least you can still view It Ain’t Half Hot Mum on YouTube.

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I’m just waiting for the censor to discover Sooty and Sweep.

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I like Thursdays and Fridays…Rag, Tag & Bobtail and The Wooden Tops respectively.

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Yes! The biggest spotty dog you ever did see!
Was a great fan of Bill and Ben, but as they didn’t speak probably that probably meant they were autistic/lunatics/Tory chairmen, so would obviously be banned now. Little weed was also drug related.
That covers Monday or Wednesday, what was the one we’re missing? Not that lamb in a sock, surely - I thought that was right soppy.

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Mr Ben isn’t likely to be cancelled as he was a bit of a cross-dresser/trans?

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9001

Cancelled?

Because he’s a cross-dresser??

They’ll give him a posthumous Knighthood.

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Ahem @scotty

:wink:

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9003

Tales from the Riverbank.

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Would Postman Pat even be allowed today?
Let alone his black & white cat

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Could rebrand as two tone cat, but the risk of animalfilia remains, so obviously a strike out!

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Just bought a multi pack of penguin biscuits.
They are so small I have had to eat 4 to get my penguin fix.
Would I prefer to have one properly sized penguin bar costing £1.50? Yes - so much less packaging it’s a no brainier.

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9007

He’d be on strike.

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I get really annoyed when I think that all that useless Welsh bugger had to do to give us a real chance of PL survival, was win just two more games before he was sacked.
Perhaps if he had won two more games, he might not have been sacked, and then we would have definitely been relegated!
Still angry with him though.

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9009

You go through passport control to the gate and then get told your flight is delayed an hour.
No bar here no smoking room. Ffs

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