Woke thread!
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Abso-fucking-lutely!!! 
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Thanks for that, although I like the alternative name, the rather fetching Bunionette. How sweet. 
Not as bad as a Bone Spur but that’s something that would get a US President exemption from military service.
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But they were Louboutins
F##king uncomfortable when they get inflamed. I could only wear a sandal on that foot.
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Ugh Sandals are sooooo…well you know what Sandals are. 
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Sotonians. Bringing sartorial elegance to the masses since 2017.
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I remember asking @Saintbletch for advice on what coloured socks with Sandals. I was going for Beige but he ridiculed my choice and said I should go for Floral.
Nobody was surprised.
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Flight delayed in Frankfurt.
Luftwaffe using planes to go to Ukraine
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Hire car got cancelled because I was delayed due to covid have now got an MG not a Fiat 500 and another 700 beer tokens lighter
MG is shite
Travel Insurance?
I know the answer to that…
Mrs P_F forgot her waterproof 
Which we will need back end of next week
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Getting taxis would be cheaper? 
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Just checked UK weather - gonna be sunnier and hotter than the Med - except on Wednesday when we go to YoungAdult#2’s graduation ceremony at the Principality Stadium in Cardiff next Wednesday - open air and rain forecast
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China.
And don’t get me started on the hijack of the iconic name and branding. 
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I think I popped a rib today trying to keep up with the twenty somethings in the company
It’s absolute agony every time I bend
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