By the power of @Polski_Filip have just blagged my way in and picked up passport from the plebs queue (joined it 2nd in line)
Only problem is itās the wrong colour
Now on train home
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Thatās black, I thought they were supposed to be blue??
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Exactly. Itās probably a message to UK border force to give me a full body cavity search each time I return to the UK. Those withāblueā ones will just sail through passport control.
Note to self: Buy 100ml lube.
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Manufactured in Poland by a French/Dutch company. 
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Another Brexit bonus. (Petty, I know)
Well they are scrabbling around to find any, so anything that resembles a straw will be clutched at.
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Our dog does this rhythmic yap that cuts to the very marrow of your soul. The neighbour mentioned it the other day. I spared the neighbours blushes by not telling her that their whippets howl for hours whenever they are out
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More than a little annoyance. We met up with a distant acquaintance and heās following us around for a few days. We stopped for fuel. I filled the motorhome with diesel at vast cost. He filled his car with unleaded at similar cost and cursed profusely. And even more when he remembered he now has a diesel engine. ā¬100 literally down the drain once itās done. Been waiting six hours.
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How could anyone be so stupid as to put the wrong fuel in the tankā¦
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ā¦and the 2006 World Wanking Championships Gold Cup goes toā¦
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Believe me I wouldnāt have been able to wank with that handā¦
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But youād make a good fist of it.
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Yep it was going SO WELLā¦until his hand flew of the end. 
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Iāve got a lot of material he could borrow 
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Gentlemanās literature?
Of course
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That young bloke of 64 wonāt count here - am I the only old fukker who remembers Colmanās French mustard?
Suddenly thought of it today, and now found out I canāt get it anywhere!
I have vague memories of it being a bit posh, and probably for young softies who couldnāt take the strength of proper English mustard.