😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

[lifeintheslowlane]

How the fuck does a spat between two WAGS get so much media attention.
I don’t know them, I don’t want to know them and I couldn’t give a flying fuck who’s done what to whom.
Please don’t encourage any more vacant brainless attention seekers!

[PhilippineSaint]

Luckily I have no idea what you are talking about

[Cobham-Saint]

Sells papers…

Unfortunately.

[CB-Saint]

It’s mildly amusing- Vardys missus has been taken apart by Rooneys lawyer

[CB-Saint]

I like how he has conflated French and English in the first line

And then went on to do just that

[CB-Saint]

@CB-Saint

It’s mildly amusing- Vardys missus has been taken apart by Rooneys lawyer

For instance

"This led to a moment of confusion in court when Mr Sherborne said the phone was lying “at the bottom of the sea in Davy Jones’s locker”.

“Who is Davy Jones?” asked Mrs Vardy."

[scotty]

There’s a theory that this is done deliberately. The errors don’t actually alter the information as such, but they do subconsciously draw the attention.

And we’re looking at a photo of his van right now.

[PhilippineSaint]

After being alone for 2 years I have forgotten how to interact with family for an exstended period of time

[PhilippineSaint]

And spell

[PhilippineSaint]

The dogs have gone native and have decided they do not understand Safampton English

[CB-Saint]

Ending every conversation with “I’ll talk to you tomorrow” probably doesn’t help

[Cobham-Saint]

@PhilippineSaint

After being alone for 2 years I have forgotten how to interact with family for an exstended period of time

Tbf they’ve probably forgotten how to manage you as well

[lifeintheslowlane]

@PhilippineSaint

The dogs have gone native and have decided they do not understand Safampton English

Don’t worry I was shouting at my little hairy miscreant this morning, “NO DON’T YOU EAT THAT COW SHIT”
She stopped, looked at me and rolled in it.

[PhilippineSaint]

I am managed easily beer rum vodka comfy chair. No problem

[CB-Saint]

The old bag sat behind me on the train who keeps reading out articles from her paper

The whole fucking carriage has now read half the daily Mail

[PhilippineSaint]

Steal it from her then.×

[CB-Saint]

Why - I have already fucking read it😡

[Polski_Filip]

Ban CB Saint
He’s read more than one fail article in a day.
He needs to be retrained

[BTripz]

At least he doesn’t paste links to them here…

[Polski_Filip]

Mrs P_F has some vacation time.
She wants to come to UK to see family etc.
Obviously the weekend we have to fly back here is 1st weekend of UK school holidays.

I could have flown to Dubai full board Inc hotel for less than the return flights to UK FFS.

And that’s without Airport carnage

Beers in Wilton Tuesday 19th July, Salisbury 21 & 22nd if anyone around.