😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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“Shortage of train crew” - was cancelled from Paddington (start); got a train to Reading instead and then taxied the remainder

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I’m surprised you watch anything with Joanna Lumley presenting it…as irritating as a Mosquito in a hotel bedroom. :slightly_frowning_face:

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Bournemouth to Poole, about 7 miles, cost me £40 the other night, fair enough it was 12:30 in the morning but still…

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In my defense I was channel surfing

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The Ayatollah is in “preparing to receive guests” mode

We are over catered, I have been sent out twice already for resupply and she is following me about with the hoover cleaning every square inch that I have trodden on

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Having Covid has taken all the stress out of my christmas. No guests allowed so I can sit around in my pants. Mrs G working tomorrow so I will sit around in my pants again. Eating. And getting pissed.

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Living the dream :+1::+1:

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Taking a dog for a walk.

Haven’t had a dog in years. Being the only one sober enough to take Sis C_S’s mutt out for a shit in the rain borders on a dull thing in a very long list of dull things. And no, I didn’t pick up the shit. . It’s not my f’in’ dog…. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Can’t see the positives of dog ownership tbh (says a cat owner…)

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You’re forgetting the hand warming advantage of picking up in cold weather.
N.B. Use a bag.

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Still not getting the vibe :joy:

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Here’s a new one.
Sitting in the Covid test drive through queue.
It is taking 10 minutes per car. 8 cars ahead of me.
It is SO cold the inside windows are freezing up
So do I save the planet & crash or run the engine pointlessly so I can move in the queue?
I was hoping I could light Brussels Sprouts farts to keep defrosted but…

I’m toasty warm in my Snowdrift Xmas Jumper

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Keep the fucking engine going, you daft twat. FFS.

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I hold this forum to higher standards than others. I complained, 20 years ago, about use of ‘of’ instead of ‘have’, as have many, before and since. I realise it is futile (futil?).
Please, can I keep ‘defence’? Please? Don’t be defensive.
Appy fackin Xmas! :nerd_face:

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I snap a famous singer.

I walk away in front of live camera.

Slip on ice onto my arse.
Mrs P_F was watching the interview :man_facepalming:

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I hope you took an exaggerated bow after you got up. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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A smirk to camera obv.
I done media training.
See what happens when you haven’t drunk any vodka.
Situation remedied, I now have vodka & an Orange & Chilli doughnut

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I woke up today with a bloody cold. About 1,000 sneezes so far, plus one negative test to make sure, and fairly normal temperature.
Bugger bugger bugger.

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Realisation that there is a shit load of things to be done, bought, sorted out and only one day to do it.
What happened to pack the bag & go.
Mind you, in the Barbers now where the stunning brunette works, so this part of the day is well spent :roll_eyes:

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Arriving at airport at the allotted 3hours before flight.
To get bag dropped in 10 minutes and realising you now have 3 hours to kill

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Beer

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