😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

Monkey Tennis
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First scientific explanation why you’ve got it and why you’re feeling fine…

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More importantly

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…ah but the small tin identifies as a large one.

I can go on like this all night. :lou_lol:

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I am taking a new preventative course

Mini Mac and cheeses and wine

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Grandkids have flown home.
Heart broken and elated.
Damn I hurt EVERYWHERE.
Walked miles, carried dead weights, knee come up like a balloon and now face non stop tours until 3rd Jan apart from Xmas & NY Day.

Broken physically and mentally fvck it was stressful. How do my Daughter & SiL cope.
Fvck, how did I cope

(Actually I travelled a lot)

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You must be running on empty, with nothing left in the tank.

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I wasn’t sure if there was still any mileage in the “wrong fuel” gags. Let’s not add any more fuel to the fire eh? :wink:

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No idea what you’re referring to. :thinking:

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After the horrors of the construction project, I have friends in the Ukrainian Mafia.

Behave you two

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They will off course be looking for lodgings after the Ruskies invade, I don’t need to threaten violence, just to say you have offered them B&B

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I bet they know their diesel from their four star. :smile:

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You really would have been better served by inviting Jennyfer round to stay.

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https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/1823364.amp/

This was a Russian mate of mine. That was a difficult time, still don’t know what to think about it.

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How long is it since yours were young?

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Too long

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You utter utter bstds
Who was it?
Which one of you %$#!@ has been singing Let it Snow all fvcking day

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Now, thanks to you, I’m gonna get 10 inches over the next 18 hours without even having to play me cards right.
Ffs

SRSLY Maltese straight off plane to mountain top, straight onto Snowmobiles
They may never defrost.

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Running rou d like a maniac, working & last minute Xmas shopping
Get home with a kebab and a beer as nothing else defrosted.
Drink bee
Realise
We have no Cranberry Sauce
Bollox
Shops shut 1pm tomorrow tour ends 2pm

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TV perpetuating the myth that you can see the Northern Lights in full technicolor with the naked eye - you’re lucky if you see a bit of colour - Joanna Lumley on BBC 4 programme should know better.

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Skiving fucking train drivers being paid £69k not to work and stranding me halfway to my Mum’s for Christmas

Love an 11:20 pm ÂŁ50 taxi ride

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Unless they gave you a reason did you check to see if the driver had a heart attack / hospitalized by Covid / had a family emergency maybe? :man_shrugging:t3:

Really share your pain though