How the fuck does this work ?
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Ā£10 bonus stake you canāt cash out maybe?
going to win anyway
Broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years and moved out of her flat (my home for the last 2 years) - now back at Mumās in Berkshire so I need to buy a house in London sharpish before we drive each other mad 
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Well, thatās shite.
Fair play for characterising it as a little annoyance of everyday life.
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Still having a pop at all English plumbers ( have had a couple of pointers from folk on here - but no response as yet).
My annoyance now is with those who list themselves as āemergencyā plumbers, only to tell you that they canāt help you with your emergency! Well, donāt sell yourself as someone who does emergency plumbing work you barstards!
Realising you need to wash up, clean the cooker & floor in the kitchen before she gets backā¦
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ā¦or what? 
Death by a thousand stares
Thatās better than withdrawal of conjugal privileges.
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usually a part of the death by a thousand stares
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Tomorrow there will be a milestone post.
Until then, the plans have been really simple.
Haircut.
James Bond Movie
Curry
Beer
Bus Home.
Oh no. Iām selfish.
The others wonāt want a Curry.
Why do you have to go to the cinema.
Everyone wants to go to xxx bar on the other side of town.
So I stamped my foot and said Good. Arrange that. No problem.
Iām getting my haircut, going to the cinema, having a Curry & going for a piss up in a micro-brewery.
āYou re so inconsiderateā
Oh, these are the people who cost me 40 quid for a 14 quid meal bill share last time we went out because they all had starters and deserts and vodka shots when I was driving.
Well. They want to come for dinner they can have their own tab, I am not having starters deserts and vodka shots because I am having a Curry and then some beer.
āI hate youā
Whatever
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Inflation
Ffs.
Ā£4.10 for a cinema ticket ffs
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That would just about buy you the M and Mās here.
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ā¦and I bet the stream is slow as well 
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People who say āCan I getā¦ā when ordering food or drinkā¦
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That isnāt a minor annoyance, itās a hanging offence. These cunts boil my fucking piss, and actually hanging would be less than they deserve.
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To which the shopkeeper should reply:-
No you fucking canāt. Put your hands in your pockets or Iām calling the Old Bill"
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It appears Mrs S may have unfortunately have broken a bone in her footā¦ Just started what is likely to be a very long wait at A&E. Can safely say that if diagnosis is confirmed, Shroppie can expect a significant period of being Slavie.
Note to reader: So far, no way has been found of attributing blame for this injury to me, but itās only a matter of time. 
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