Vodka?
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When mixed with meds it did work.
Thx
Wankers panic buying fuel when told not to.
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Funnily enough Mrs C_S filled up the car on Sunday.
These days thatâll last us more than a month
Itâs nice to be ahead of the curve for once.
Anyone want to buy our surpluses of loo roll and pasta from the last panic buying scare? 
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Indeed 
Really annoyed today - we had planned to go picking blackberries, but had to give up and come home, because there traffic blocks everywhere caused by wankers queuing to get fuel at the garages!
Stopped in Regents Park road by in and out traffic of the store at the old BAT site, couldnât get pat that, and anyway the traffic to the lights at the end of the road was stopped solid as queue for the coop garage.
Eventually turned around, went the back rad to Totton. Too many cars parked at Testwood lakes, so decided to go to Ashurst. At Totton roundabout, traffic queues to the Asda garage solid all ways, couldnât get on the road to Ashurst , so gave up and went home!
What a bunch of cunts and barstards - they all must all have got up early to go and join a queue at a garage.
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Similar around my way.
The âshortagesâ become a self fulfilling prophecy because of unthinking numb-nuts worried they wonât have enough petrol. Well there wonât be enough tanker drivers to make good the amount of fuel people have needlessly buying in the last day or so anywayâŚ
Now I know what to do with all those spare bog rolls weâve gotâŚshove them down their fuel tanks. 
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Bloody mental
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Zoom in on the face.
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Not having fresh Wild Boar for lunch tomorrow
Apart from obvious what the actual fuck are you thinking, who the hell has eight petrol cans laying about
And why didnât the stupid twat just buy a 10 gallon Jerry can instead, anyway?
My guess is he just went into the filling station, bought all they had and filled them up.
And thanks very much BBC for saying that people shouldnât fill jerrycans - this immediately gave thousands of wankers the idea of buying Jerry cans to fill up!
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Mini Roundabouts: Nobody signals approaching them anymoreâŚCUNTS!!
Around here they usually drive straight across as if there was no roundabout
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