No.
No, youâre not. 
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Sausages
Why arenât they square so you can turn them on the four sides to cook rolling around in the pan and trying to get them cooked evenly is a pain in the arse.
Tbf the do round themselves out as they cookâŚ
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More torrential rain.
More floods.
Internet a nightmare.
Mums phone packed in
And the heating is on. In August
Other than that nowt to repot
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Gardening not going well then ?
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Cunt. 
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As much I would have liked this not to happen the BBCâs headline is simply aimed at antagonising people
Garden?
Mud bath factory more like.
Need to get some scaffold planks down so dont lose Mrs P_F in the mud
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Mrs P_F is currently queueing for a new router from Orange in the Mall.
I hold no hopes
Being positive I did stock up on HP Sauce so worth the trip!
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Zenek. Polandâs Rik Astley. Started out in the Communist era. Singing illegal songs at village fetes (an awful version of Never Ending Story)
Anyway, like Rik and in a way James Blunt he turns up at Metal gigs asking to play even today.
He is the âdarlingâ of Disco Polo, the most requested song at every wedding (more so than Modern Talking)
I hate him and his music with a passion, it is horrific.
But he is also an anti hero, and when I am out & pissed yes I join in the loony dancing Michael Gove style.
I give you the cultural heart of Polish Music.
Zenek
Open with alcohol only
When ayatollah says we should take those cheese bite things in the cupboard for our drive up to Scotland and you know where they actually are and have no idea how to replace them
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Having a fucked central heating pump for 12 months, getting it fixed, having radiators that chuck out heat hotter than heart of the sum & Mrs C_S knowing where the fucking thermostat is 
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I got to 54 seconds and have pierced my eardrums with toasting forksâŚ.
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Finally!
Someone feels my pain!
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Thanks for the warning, I shall forego the agony 
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HSBC - we need to to sign this new agreement
me - hold on, I might want to make changes
HSBC - they are standard terms
me - so what
HSBC - if you want a bespoke agreement then you will
Have to pay for it
What the fuck
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First speeding ticket in 20 years. 
35mph in St Maryâs Place, the petty cunts.
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Youâd have been let off if youâd been driving your MG. 
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I bent down to pick something up off the floor and my back went
Ibufren and beer are in order.
My back is bloody killing me.
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