😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

After a break for Covid, the interminable Polish TV Special ā€œfestivalsā€ are back.
My weekend TV viewing has taken a turn for the worse.
Oh stop it Phil will be @Shroppie reply.

So listen to this - Massive, Massive hit this.

https://youtu.be/vN9Opz2F_kU

(I believe this is the Polish reincarnation of Paul Daniel’s & Debbie Magee…)

Oh stop it, Phil.

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What @Shroppie said @Polski_Filip :wink:

Avoid the YouTube link people, my eyes are bleeding :joy:

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Premier League Football being back on the box, meaning I have to use a VPN to watch anything from my IPTV provider.

The Man Untd wankathon begins 1 - 0 up against Leeds 30 minutes

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That would be nice to get out of this country but I have just been seconded into a work HAZOP for the next 2 weeks for 6 hours a day.
this should be in the annoyances thread.

It is now

Bollox

This is why we need a down vote button

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Luckily,

But this is our happy place

:wink:

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Don’t worry they’re always 12 points clear at Christmas time…and here they are, still in League 1. :lou_lol:

It’s the hope that kills 'em.

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Some concern from the ladies who walk their dogs across the wildlife reserve this morning. A sinister figure in black was seen. Black trousers, black raised hoodie, black rucksack and black gloves.

Some voiced their concern to me this morning as I sweep around the reserve in my usual cape and large black Fedora. No I hadn’t seen him but I assured them they were safe with me, The Baddesley Caped Crusader as their guardian.

Angie, a regular had already seen the miscreant and asked if she would be safe returning to her car. I think Cody your large Romanian rescue dog with behavioural problems will have his fuckin’ throat out if he comes anywhere near you, I replied from a safe distance.

This morning’s evidence…

FFS - the bloke who sold me that get up told me it was a stealth kit and no one would be able to see me

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Nothing escapes The Baddesley Caped Crusader. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Saints fans ranting at the club about having to be double jabbed to attend the Manc game.
When

  1. They only need to do a free NHS Test
  2. They live up north and aren’t going to the game, and probably less than 2 all year.

:man_facepalming:

A 55 quid taxi from the white hart pub in Cadnam to Langley my first car cost less than 55 quid.

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Should have taken the taxi to Totton and caught the bus

He was coming home from the pub, I doubt he’d have managed the logistics :smile: probably all he could do to pour himself into the cab. Plus, what he didn’t tell us is that 40 quid of that was the cleaning fee for the cabbie after he threw up on the back seat :+1::+1:

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I shall explain what happened.
Was meeting some old school friends from Hardley school and I was being picked up at the White Hart. unbeknownst to me the curry house we were going to was in Eastleigh. so after a few beers in the steam room head to the curry house after being kicked out of there I got dropped back off at the White Hart in Cadnam. Pub was in the process of closing so managed to get another beer and a number for a taxi firm. so the chances of a bus at that time of night are zero or less. cleaning fee’s I believe are now nearer the ton mark as well :slight_smile:

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I wouldn’t know mate, but you clearly do :+1::+1::smile:

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