Hipsters. Letās just rename them Twatsters and be done.
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At first it was an annoyance but now I need to say a big thank-you to the charities who keep putting free bin bags through the door.
They arenāt that sturdy, but they still save us a few quid on shop ones.
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ā¦and relaaaaaaxā¦Mods, Hippies, Skinheads, Punks, Goths all passing fads Hipsters just harmless beardies.
They may be harmless, but why pretend to be super cool and different when you look like every other twat with a big beard, short hair and skinny jeans? (You arent a Hipster are you LITSL?).
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Hahahahahaā¦
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Originally posted by @Goatboy
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
I paid Ā£5 for two posts last year, it was the worst Ā£5 I have ever spent.
Donāt know about that, Iāve seen your haircut.
Liverpoolās the coolest place on earth dontchaknow, so a haircut at a hipster place probably costs upwards of Ā£20.
Thereās a new barbers opened around the corner from work, itās staffed by hipsters, itās so hip they donāt even put a list of prices in the window, if you need to ask the price to get your hair cut then you aināt hip enough! Itās so hip one of the tonsorial artistes even brings a fucking staffy into work! Oh and there was hip beetle with that pretentious Herbie decal on it parked outside the place the other day.
Fucking hipsters.
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An ex colleague of mine got married the other day. She has posted the pictures on FB and, yes, youve guessed it, she married a hipster. For every more her wedding photos will show her standing next to a gurning mega-bearded twat. Poor girl.
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My last comment on hipsters, honest! What sort of fad is it that takes its lead from the look of Brian Blessed?
At his age he would look like papa smurf
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Guys who have āman fluā, itās a cold for goodness sake, get over it
Originally posted by tigger
Guys who have āman fluā, itās a cold for goodness sake, get over it
Ahemā¦As all us blokes know, itās not a cold but a serious debilitating and painful illnessā¦
donāt even start on the āā¦if you had to give birth, then youād know what real pain isā¦ā - unless youāve been kicked in the balls (not kicked someone in the balls)
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Originally posted by @cobham-saint
Originally posted by tigger
Guys who have āman fluā, itās a cold for goodness sake, get over it
Ahemā¦As all us blokes know, itās not a cold but a serious debilitating and painful illnessā¦
donāt even start on the āā¦if you had to give birth, then youād know what real pain isā¦ā - unless youāve been kicked in the balls (not kicked someone in the balls)
Thereās a serious lack of understanding hereā¦ 
Sunburn
or more specifically renting a fucking parasol on the fucking beach which provide fuck all UV protection only to discover this fact three hours later back in the fucking hotel. Now I amfucking redder than a fucking lobster, putting out so much fucking heat that I have raised the local temperature 2 degrees and the fucking snidey cocksucker who has got my 10 euros is probably laughing into his fucking beer. Cunt
Thatās not me angry, that is the colour of my body
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Sadly a parasol wont protect you from all of the UV rays bouncing off of the surroundings as I found to my discomfort when I got burnt to buggery on my legs last year in Turkey.
Temporary fucking traffic lights whose fucking timing has been set by fucking dickheads who think itās fucking clever to set them at 1 fucking minute each way and another fucking minute in between for good fucking fuckity luck.
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I spent a few days on Bonneville Salt Flats in 2011ā¦advised not to wear shorts unless you want your bollocks fried from reflected UV.
Pap would like that. It would dry out all the shit on his bollocks.
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Like Ice Magic on a double cornet.
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With a little flake.
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