Constant media āreportingā on some football match that is apparently occurring today
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The radio had to be turned off - vacuous reporting about the buzz
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Young waiting staff who insist on enquiring if āYou guise OKā, āhow was it for you guiseā and āanything I can get you guiseāā¦
āJust STOP IT!ā
" OK no worries"
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Reply through gritted teeth with āCan I getā¦ā 
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Just step outside to light the barbecue and cook some chicken kebabs on it before the football and it beginās to hoy it down with rain.
Beef steak and chips it is then.
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Mwah mwah
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Being de registered from the dentist that I have used since being a baby and not being able to find ond which will accept me even as a private health insurance job
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Iād say fly over to Krakow which even with treatment would be cheaper but not until youāre double jabbed
And Iām not thereā¦
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Have you tried Damira. 10 Cannon Street Shirley. SO15 5PQ. Tel: 02380 784104.
I went there last year after only going to one other dentist in 45 years.
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Thanks for the tip eventually found one in Holbury to accept me
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Let you know if I come out
What time is your appointment?
Tooth Hurty by any chance?
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Dog owners who think āHe is only a puppyā is a reasonable excuse for a dog they have limited control over.
Apparently I am a cunt for suggesting that a lead would be a good idea after their dog had chased the horses nipping at their heels.
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Absolutely not.
What would their reaction have been if one of the horses had kicked the dog?
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I get the same reaction when one of their darlings has nearly run under my bike, on a shared path, and Iāve had to stop suddenly. Apparently they donāt like being told ānext time Iāll run it overāā¦
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This is our Molly being introduced to the local horses at 12 weeks old. Sheās always had a healthy respect for them, keeps her distance and doesnāt bark at them. Itās vitally important they are exposed to as many experiences like this when they are small. Three weeks before this she had her first visit to a pub, the MOST important first.
