😠 The Little Annoyances Of Everyday Life (Part 1)

[Saint-CD]

@Polski_Filip

You idiot I say, you know what my hair will do when that gel fades.

This thread is no fucking good without photos …

[Polski_Filip]

Gelled

[Polski_Filip]

You’ll have the ungelled tomorrow

[Polski_Filip]

Oh.
And a joke from my pre-sandpit days.
No chance of seeing me in a headband.
There isn’t enough fabric on the planet

[Treebeard]

Adverts n YouTube especially when it says your video will play in 5 seconds, and then another bloody advert starts.

[Goatboy]

Is that a merkin?

[Cobham-Saint]

Harsh

[Polski_Filip]

You have a shoebox weighing 1.6kg with gifts for Grandkids.
Bag weighs 1.2kg
Leaves 7.2kg allowance for 3 weeks in UK.
THEN you look at the 10 days forecast

[Polski_Filip]

Then you see the home forecast and realise you’re gonna be wearing a fleece, hoodie & waterproof to the checkin with 31C forecast

[scotty]

Splash out 40 euros on a checked bag. Go on, live it up

[Polski_Filip]

No way!
This is half the fun!

[JxgrSaint]

Was meant to have a final interview today but the MD’s meeting overran so it’s now happening on Monday afternoon - now can’t get too shitfaced at the Final

[Cobham-Saint]

@JxgrSaint

now can’t get too shitfaced at the Final

When you say you can’t get too shitfaced…are there approved grades of shitfaced-ness then?

[CB-Saint]

Dunno - never can seem to remember them

[BTripz]

As long as he doesn’t stink of alcohol the next day he should be fine…

[Polski_Filip]

We all said hes gonna miss it.
He did.
But.
Phew

[BTripz]

That the football has appropriated Sweet Caroline, it’s played at the cricket with Bumble singing along to it FFS

[Polski_Filip]

These are not the Essex girls I had dreamt would flock to me

[Goatboy]

They obviously know a cock when they see one

[Shroppie]

Apparently 36mph in a 30 zone is a hanging offence.