I would like to say I saw him a couple of weeks ago and had a lovely chat but actually I saw him a couple of weeks ago and was so shitfaced that I barely remember shouting at him.
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That is starting to be a real big miss from the Sotonians family. Those closest to him, pass on our fervent clutches.
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Or better still, just get the cunt back on here.
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Iāve got to admit that I half thought my Wardrobe Malfunction thread might flush him out.
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Get out of Covid quarantine midnight Sunday night and the company book me a firefighting course at Warsash for Monday Tuesday and Wednesday.
Cunts
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If thereās a westerly wind, feel free to let it burn.
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Iāve got some issues with the makers of Pot Noodle.
- What the fuck is this āLost the Potā business? The entire reason anyone buys a Pot Noodle is so they donāt have to fuck about with saucepans or plates or whatever. I want to get by with a fork, a kettle and the ābowlā going straight to a landfill instead of creating a washing up chore.
- āKing Pot Noodlesā. I am not convinced that the sauce sachets are proportionally king sized, so when I do a Beef and Tomato, I donāt feel like a King. I feel like a fucking chump denied my full complement of spicy tomato sauce, slurping not-fully āflavouredā chemical slurry.
Cunts.
Copyright @saintbletch
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Interesting. I didnāt know you were still a student.
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Getting a six day self isolation alert from the NHS app and realising this means you canāt go to your face to face interview on Fridayā¦
The old man complaining that his garage roof leaks on checking find it is asbestos sheets that are all cracked due to the poison Ivy that he let roam wild over the garage.
To remove the asbestos and then reroof going to cost a fortune.
In my opinion these are the best pot noodle equivalent currently available:
Itās the premium range of the ko-lee noodles. Since Brexit/supermarkets have starting gentrifying their shelves in favour of 30 different varieties of fake milk, the noodle selection has suffered and the bang bang noodles have been harder and harder to find. Additionally Iām suffering from beef and tomato special edition cup pasta withdrawal symptoms. These were marketed as special edition which I had thought was a marketing ploy, but in this case it seems the accolade/threat was genuine. Their quality was obvious when supermarkets would reduce the price of every other flavour of cup noodle/pasta during special offers but keep the beef and tomato and full price. They knew they had something special on their hands.
My top tip is to buy cup noodles from the eastern european shops. The polish Knorr Gulaz flavour cup pasta is exquisite.
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I will attempt to take photos of the āPot Noodleā choices we have here on my next trip.
Obv no actual Pot Noodles but lots of actual Asian Varieties some of which are really nice
Looking to book 2 day and day 8 PCR tests.
Go to Gov web site
Click on provider
all much the same
Go to TrustPilot to read reviews
Scroll through the bots
Every single one of them is reviewed as at best a scamā¦
FFS
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That site was not at all helpful.
Ended up just choosing an average price mob at the closest location I could find which was Eastleigh football ground as there was no way I was going to be doing it myself.
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Very wiseā¦could easily poke your brains out.
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not sure you have fully understood the anatomy of the male, their brains are not located in the head
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Oh hell, just read that out and Lady Slowlane gave me a knowing smile. 
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The male brain is an incredible organ. It works perfectly from the day heās born until his first erection.
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