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Not exactly fussy eaters, are they 
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Weasel trying to restore the balanceâŠ
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National Identity Card
My old man said we should get one we had them during the war.
I explained I have 5 already
Passport 2 off
National insurance number.
Driving license
National Health service number
The Passports are linked to the driving license
The Driving license is linked to the National insurance number.
The National health service number is linked to the address as are all three other documents.
So 1 card to link them all 1 card to rule them all ?
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âHer truthâ or âHis Truthâ
The yanks can fuck right off with this bullshit - just because you call it âyour truthâ doesnât mean it is âthe truthâ anymore that adding FACT to the end of a sentence means that it is factually correct.
and because princess Meghan used it, every other fucker is jumping on it
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Did he drink it all (the brandy)?
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They were empty when he got them but he filled them with cherries and some water which leached the brandy out of the wood and got a good few gallons of cherry brandy out of them. Hic.
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Now, Iâm a peaceful man. I dislike conflict, and never indulge in fisticuffs. However, on reading this emailed piece of promotional blurb I am seized by the urge to give itâs author a right punch up the bracket.
While in many ways Iâve enjoyed having our teenage children around during lockdown, it also must be admitted that theyâve given us a lot of headaches, in particular on the vexed subject of food.
The boys have developed an irritating habit of walking into the kitchen at noon, opening the fridge, staring at it for a while and then saying, âWhy is there nothing to eat?â
We then point out that the fridge contains eggs, houmous, sausages, potatoes, tomatoes, cabbage, carrots, garlic, onions, three different kinds of cheese, asparagus, and peppers and that in the cupboard there is pasta, rice, lentils, bulgar wheat, sourdough bread from Riverford, chick peas, noodles and a selection of nuts and dried fruits. The fruit bowl contains bananas, oranges, apples and a melon. The freezer moreover offers peas, pitta bread, salmon, berries and mince and anyway since when did they become such horribly spoilt brats ? JUST GET OUT!
The stuff in the fridge doesnât count as food to them. Itâs too complicated. You have to cook it. They tell us that all their friendsâ parentsâ fridges, which are not only bigger than ours but also always feature an ice-maker, positively groan with delicious snacks wrapped in several layers of brightly-coloured plastic, all of which can be eaten directly from the fridge without the need for cooking or any sort of preparation at all.
OK, so letâs get this straight: they want horrible over-advertised, over-processed pieces of rubbish like Peperami and Babybel. Oh what silly parents we have been, preparing home-cooked food made with organic vegetables and no plastic, and encouraging our offspring to cook!
Do we spoil our children in this country? I always imagine that French teenagers are adept at whipping up a quick soufflé for their tired, stressed out parents on a regular basis, to say thank you to their mothers for suckling them at their breast, feeding and clothing them for years and giving them unconditional love.
A tout Ă lâheure,
Tom
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That fridge is not a fridge because why would it have Potatoes Cabbage Carrots Garlic and onions in it?
The cupboard has a full on load of pretentious food that only Rik from the young ones would eat.
Frozen Salmon why ruin it.
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I would have divorced my parents if bulgar wheat and lentils were presented to me as a DIY culinary opportunity
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Quite.
As for his fond imaginings regarding French teenagers, words fail me. Heâs clearly never met one, they are practically feral.
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Mrs C_S and YoungAdult#1 do Iâm afraid 
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Surely Neil? 
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Really sticky bogeys. Canât wipe them off, canât flick them off, think youâve got rid off it but itâs just trans-warped to another finger/back of your hand/middle of forehead.
Also, people who wipe bogeys on public toilet cubicle walls, there is literally toilet paper 6 inches from where you adhered it to the wall.
Really sharp bogeys, you go to rub your nose and thereâs a really sharp, crusty one in there, when pressure applied feels like youâve just punctured your brain.
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I can tell you havenât really had a busy day today have you 
12 hour shift with 3 visits to to the toilet, 3 short interludes in my day to ponder the important things in life before getting back to the grind 
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This fucking cunty weather - just fuck the fuck off with the rain
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