- Kids
- Easing of lockdown
- Lack of Uber in our neck of the woods at 3am
- Picking up drunk kids (my own) from random friends gardens at 3am
- Mrs C_S deciding we have to go to B&Q for āessentialā shite
The list goes onā¦
2 Likes
Vintage Mature Cheddar & onion sandwich for lunch
3 hours later
1 Like
Going for my first pub lunch in over a year, and finding that smoking is allowed in the outside areas where people are eating.
Not illegal, but if I canāt find a pub that doesnāt allow smoking in the outside restaurant areas, I will wait until we can be inside away from smokers before having another pub lunch.
As an ex smoker I have to say that I would never have smoked in areas, inside or out, where people were eating.
2 Likes
Task list for my āday offā has grown arms and legsā¦may get a bit militant if it grows any longer. 
2 Likes
Reach out for something, then scream.
Oh my god, Iāve pulled my back again - there goes the chance of getting on with those jobs.
Iāll have to sit down and rest for a few days, or the chiropractor bill will be huge.
3 Likes
Stanley blades. That fucking hurt. Looked like a murder had taken place at work yesterday. Thumb is now heavily bandaged. Had to medicate with several pints in the pub last night.
4 Likes
The correlation between sunny days and certain staff calling in sick.
5 Likes
Samsung software update on phone.
Open Health.
It wants permission to make & receive calls?
Why?
Fvck off.
So now doesnāt work.
Why?
Why does a steps tracker need to make calls?
Donāt know why it needs it
Give it the initial permission so the app works then go to Settings->Apps->Samsung Health and remove the phone permission
The app still worksā¦
1 Like
FFS how many more weeks of this nightmare???
Totally cut off from the world every bloody Monday.
And still more to come!
No newspapwrs, certainly no Twitter. Horrific.
And now I find it STILL isnāt over.
I do my best, but no way Mrs P_F can comply with the only resolution - waking up at 03:30.
FFS.
How many more weeks of Line of Duty?
And yes I have just cracked open a beer ready to watch last night & rejoin the planet
The thought that Cummings will get paid a lot of money by some newspaper to tell us all that Boris is incompetent, says inappropriate things, lies cheats and steals our money.
Wow! I would never have thought any of those things of Boris!
If I never heard of Cummings again, it would be too soon.
1 Like
I have no idea what you are talking aboutā¦
Thatās exactly what H would say. 
Sweet Mary, Jesus and the wee donkey ā¦
Heās got a lot to explain too
Iām guessing this is something to do with that Line Of Duty thing that Mrs C_S and YoungAdult#1 are obsessing about?
Cummings is Goveās man, always has been, they know this is their chance. Meanwhile, Gove is warming up on the touchline, tracksuit off. Johnson floundering on the right wing, blowing out of his arse, waiting for his number to be held up. Donāt think it will be too long now.
2 Likes
Dear Lord.
Even in the sandpit 9 years ago we knew about this.