Didn’t know where else to post this but this will do. The B team lost 7-1 to City just now with many bench players in the team including Jankewitz, Ramsay and Watts. Rory Delay’s son got a hat trick.
Oops. Delap
Did he throw them into the net from the touchline?
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Rory Delay’s
Sounds like one of my streams
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I’m beginning to think it’s a mindset thing … such a big deal was made of “The Storybook” that I’m beginning to wonder if the players are so focussed on following the rules rather than winning the game. It’s becoming acceptable (even in the 1st team) to “play well” but lose. Not really though, is it. By Christ we’ve shipped some goals though as a club …
McIlroy, after the Stallion spray 
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People who buy stuff on local online marketplaces
Don’t they ever read the ad??
Collection only does not mean I am going to hire a van and deliver it you numpty. And asking me on three separate occasions if I would deliver won’t make me change my mind
And you can fuck off with agreeing a price and then trying to knock off a few quid more at the door
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Did you at least remove the body from it?
I’m amazed at what old shite sells though. I’ve chanced my arm with some right old shit and got rid of it in days - cheap and nasty fireplace surround that was scratched to fuck and a dodgy old roof box that had lived outside for 4 years. No problem, snapped up in 48 hours.
Looking at your FPLteam for this weekend and realising the injuries & Saints players you have in having wasted 1 Free Hit
Anyone else have a partner who has to re-watch half the film or TV show again just after watching it?
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I have to keep pausing every 10 minutes to explain what’s going on…
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Oh I have to do that too. Half the time I’m not even really watching the thing he’s watching but can tell him what’s been happening.
I have to watch the last 40 minutes on Iplayer of all thrillers when woken by the 10 o’clock News theme music.
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I always have to immediately rewatch Helen Mirren films.
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I don’t have a problem with wearing pink, in fact I have had several pink shirts over the years. However, pink kits in football? Just stop it. The Sheffield United away kit sucks and as for goalkeepers wearing pink, no!
We often have to rewind a bit because we have either lost the plot or missed some dialogue.
I often have to reread a page in a book I have just read because I have forgotten it by the time I turn the page. Thank God I have already read Lord of the Rings. I don’t think I would live to finish it if I started it now.
The joys of aging!
We lost our sponsorship from The Cowherds for our Sunday League team and sat down to think about re-registering our team with a new name. I thought AC/DC FC with an all pink kit but I think the idea was ahead of our time. Others thought we’d get the shit kicked out of us…in the end we got sponsorship from the landlord at The South Western and the pink kit was forgotten. Shame. 
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Back in the early 70’s I used to play football for The Times. The manager needed a new kit one season and asked me what I thought. Of course I said red and white stripes with black shorts. Bugger me sidewise if he didn’t turn up at the first match of the season with our new kit - red and white stripes with black shorts!
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Often he says he cannot hear the dialogue too. He is only 4 and a bit years older. May have to trade him in.
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Now we’re seeing your true colours. And they say men are shallow 
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