Staring at yourself on MS teams because nobody else has joined the meeting
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Or you possibly dialed into the wrong meeting - Iâve been there 
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They were simply late
Phew
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The right to bear arms is paramount. Now, if these neighbours had had guns of their ownâŚtheyâd have been able to kill off more than three, wouldnât they. 
Fucking yanks.
Spotting 4 open reach vans at the bottom of the road and a load of blokes gathered around a hole
Deciding what to do with an open hole is not easy.
Thanks.
Jars that have a shoulder on them, or are a weird shape, which means you canât get everything out. Just produce straight sided jars please!
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I spent a great deal of my working life staring into holes. It is quite a skill.
My favourite hole to stare at was a 50 metre deep hole in Hampton clean water works. Diameter was very big as you can imagine, as this was a deep well filled with pipe work and pumps on the main water supply to the capital.
There were obviously a lot of emails on this project, and the most annoying thing that happened to me was to be reported to my project manager because I had sent sent an email with the trigger words âshaftâ and âbottomâ in: yes, we had reached the bottom of the shaft that week, but being reported as a possible perv was a bit much.
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True. Iâve always felt that proctologists donât get enough credit.
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Here in the villages of Poland we have a strong sense of community.
None more so than when it dumps down snow. This community means Mrs P_F shouts at me to go clear the pavement & adjacent bus stop.
We have cleared a lot of snow since it 1st hit in January & we became Tundra dwellers. Last night we had heavy fine snow.
Here is the pavement just cleared & the road. I was sweating my bits off you can see the accumulated snow on the left.
You can also see the road which has caused a number of cars to find ditches today.
Iâd just finished, took the photo.
Came inside, changed.
And got shouted at for not clearing the pavement
FVCKING SNOW PLOUGH DRIVING BSTD!
Just back inside all sweaty & sweary
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When you rely on your resident golf expert to give you all the âhappyâ golf stories so you can tell whether this statement is true or false :-
In December 2020, Kevin Pon became the 1st ever golfer in the world to achieve a âCondorâ ( 1 better than an Albatross) on a Par 6 hole the 667 yard long 18th hole at Lake Chabot Golf Course in California when he holed his 2nd shot for a 4 under par score on the hole . He achieved the feat whilst wearing his favourite blue jeans on the course?
And you calculate that as you hadnât heard the story on this very forum it must be falseâŚ
It was a dubious story to say the least. Par 6? Hmm
I once reached the green in 2 at a 580 yard par 5 though and knew if I posted that story Iâd have to explain how I hit a sprinkler head, had a gale behind me & still took 4 puttsâŚ
Phnaaar
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Ffs. I am Polski_filip
I am NOT âThe Beast from the Eastâ.
Just fvck off FB friends
Thatâll be gone by tomorrow
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Snowland.
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Whenever I see my neighbour washing his car, I always call out âafter you finish that one you can do mine.â
Just so he knows Iâm friendly.
And a cunt.
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Not like the -23 in Braemar last night though fella. Proper British (Scottish) temperatures
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