Shops at petrol stations
How to fuck off all of your punters in one fell swoop
Youāll have to eleborateā¦
Heās probably just visited the fuel station in North Baddesley 
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Waiting for pumps
Car moves off, I go to free pump at the back
Realise that the pump is out of order and the car was waiting for the car at the working pump to free up. Car moves in behind me so I am trapped
Out gets a old git who ambles to the pump. Faffs about a bit and then starts to fuel up.
Tank full he sods off towards the shop.
Just before he gets their his phone goes - 5 minute conversation. Then he finally shambles into the shop. Then without a cate in the world or a care for all of the motorist waiting to fill up their cars, the old cunt walks up and down the aisles studying every item on sale before slowly joining the queue
Eventually he emerging 10 minutes after entering the shop and spends another minute trying to find his keys in his ridiculous three quarter length combats
Twat
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You should have killed him
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Thatās funny as fuck to read but not so funny to be inā¦
I would have been beeping my horn like crazy.
Itās like when you go to the pay@pump and the car in front of you fills up and then goes into the shopā¦
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Oh I failed to mention that - the fucking pump did have that feature
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Oh right, that does make it worse then, I would have probably gone into the shop and asked him to āmove your fucking car you dumb old fuckā¦ā
Funniest thing I ever saw was a woman driving up to the filling pump island. She clips the reinforced protective metal edge to the island that slashes and instantly deflates her front tyre. She gets out, opens the fuel flap and fills the car. Off to the shop to payā¦come back, hops in the car a drives off.
How far she got I donāt know. I hope it wasnāt too far, it was going to be a rough ride. 
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Whingeing fucking Poms.
FFS people. You have to wear a mask in Tesco and it is destroying your life for 20 minutes whilst keeping other human beings safe?
Meanwhile INTELLIGENT people are wearing masks while driving strangers in tour vans for 6+ hours a day to make THEM feel safe.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WNo Football on TV tonight?
Fuck sake - looks like my flights to Porto have been cancelled
I hate Covid
One of the nastiest thing you ever see in times of war is collective punishment. Whole communities punished for the actions of one or two individuals. Collective punishment is a war crime.
It seems to be the norm in the workplace.
One or two people take the piss. Everyone gets punished. I remember being fucking miffed at losing a company pool table for this very reason.
As an employee, Iād always put it down to weak management. As a manager, I know itās just easier in a lot of firms to do things that way.
It is mostly weak management though.
Russian MiL Helicopters.
Sound like an old Westland Whirlwind & about the same speed.
Polish Military use them. Have 3 different sized ones at Krakow Airport.
1 is doing circuits at 500ft above our place at 11pm at night.
FUCK OFF you noisy Gits
Morning phil, did they get you then?
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They clearly sprayed something over the house.
Who gets a hayfever attack at 9:30pm ffs
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The Ayatollah has taken to watching the Aussie version of married at first sight
What a load of vacuous shite made worse by the fact that I am laid up on my back unable to escape the room or wrestle the remote off her
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Invest in a man cave.
I have - itās on the second floor - I canāt get there
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