This is sad news. There’s no point then carrying on. But also the tweet is a bit shitty.
Explains why he quit yesterday
Yes it’s all come out now. Ah fuck him, they were done anyway.
They had a good run.
Never liked them.
Strangely enough neither could I…is that a cue to give them a good kicking?
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My barbers has reopened and increased prices from £10.50 to £12.50. This fucking Corona has a lot to answer for.
The Ring advert.
You cannot re-invent something FFS, you can re-imagine it but once it’s been invented it’s been invented…
oh, and whilst I’m at it…
Cyclists who have free-wheel hubs that make a clicking noise, as if to prove that, when they’re following you, they’re not peddling…
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When you realise it’s 5 mins to kick-off and you need a crap and you hurry one out only to find that your wife has left a single sheet on the roll and there are no spares.
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Spare wife?
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Lol - I have the loudest hub I have ever come across - bloody useful to letting pedestrians know you are coming
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I prefer sneaking up behind them and then ringing my bell, watch the fuckers jump 
Yeah, go on then.
I could do with a change.
Can the next one have a dad that owns a toilet roll factory?
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Come to Poland
cough
School mate of Mrs P_F committed suicide, funeral was today. He was a Paramedic, 12 Ambulance crews & 300 people turned up. Seems it all got too much and nobody noticed.
She got home to a call.
A distant relative - Auntie had gone mushrooming Sunday, she was found in the Forest on Monday…
Not a good day