#polishproblems
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Get a cleaner
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Sitting on your arse in heated luxury is not working outdoors, like driving through a mountain pass is not climbing it.
Get a grip you desert loverš
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Good point.
Except Iām a climate change believer so switch the engine off while parked up waiting for the guests to go round Auschwitz.
Its OK ,I have a blanket & flask.
I learned a lot sitting in The Chapel End for matches
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Do you leave 5 minutes before they finish their tour?
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Right now I just do a Bumble 5 mins before.
#startthecar
And thaw out
Mrs P_F started work in July. The Boss has an MBA. She decided to move to a new office. Mrs P_F said "the overheads are stupidly expensive Boss said āit is what we deserve for our type of businessā
Anyway, the company canāt afford the rent so their top #s recruiter - Mrs P_F has just been made redundant in a cost cutting exercise, just in time for Christmas.
MBA = Moron.
I have congratulated the Mrs for not slapping her and calling her the names she deserves.
Onwards and upwards, another door opens, she wasnāt happy there etc etc.
ā¦must not postā¦must not postā¦
My partner is always asking me what is recyclable even though we have gone through what is and isnāt before. Iāve pinned info in the cupboard. He also leaves items on top of the recycling bin if heās not sure.
I think we are now in the wind up territory.
ā¦ah, the eternal bin conundrum.
Rise above it. Such pettiness ill becomes a lady.
Daughters that take your car because theirs is poorly, stay out all night and donāt answer phone/messages
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Watching The Irishman and Mrs P_F saysā¦
Omg you were actually alive when all this happenedā¦
Ouch
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Doh.
No way we were watching it in 3 bits.
15/10
No action, no CGI. Just a story half remembered and real actors
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The fucking Xmas tree
Just finished wrestling with the spikey bastard.
All done to helpful comments from the Ayatollah such as ā why donāt you justā¦ā and āIām not sure that is quite straightā and āthe lights arenāt evenly distributedā
We are no longer talking
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The christmas tree is pretty much all me. When we had a plastic one I set it up and decorated it. Last year we got a real one. He carried home (10min walk) and we bought a stand. He put tree in stand and that was it. Rest of it was me decorating.
But if he wants to hes welcome and Iād probably just quietly seethe that heād not distributed baubles evenly.
Tree erection and lights is all Iām allowed to do (badly apparently)
The Ayatollah doesnāt allow other erections then?
Birthday ones
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Stupid fecking tree has put my back out
Now walking like I shit myself
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It is not wise to take your car/van to a jwtwash in the late afternoon when the night time temp is forecast to drop to -7C with widespread frost.
Took me 10 minutes to open the fvcking door this morning another 15 to see out the window.
Ffs
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