Sometimes the body knows when the end is near. Make the most of this Christmas
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As soon as I left for work on the 11th Nov for 5 weeks (so home for Christmas) the wife started to put up the trees and decorations the American style sleighs as lights in the garden etc. As I arrive home on 22nd Dec not an issue as I dont have to look at them. 
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The struggle continues. I have won many battles but I am losing the war. I am now fighting on 3 fronts: ears, nose and now a second frontal assault from the eyebrows. It is exhausting and Iâm not sure how long I can hold them back 
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The knuckle draggers are easily spotted by their inability to differentiate between immigrants (illegal or otherwise), or refugees or asylum seekersâŚlumping them all together as collective spongers in their little racist brains⌠they then spread more bullshit by suggesting we are suffering from âmassâ immigration⌠always linking the two, spreading more bullshit that finds a fertile ground in amongst the ignorant. At the danger of evoking Godwinâs law⌠these are also often the same ignorant fucktards who in the same breath will suggest that their grandad did not fight off the fascists in WW2 , just for the country to be overrun by all these spongers⌠irony never likely to register in the vacuum that is their brainsâŚ
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Ahem. People that donât get out of the house much. Apropos of nothing in particular.
Some previously well behaved hairs have started to develop superlative growth properties. I now have a decent collection of eyebrow hairs that have decided to grow into curly ones up to three times longer than the others. I will be full on Dennis Healey before long. 
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I love that you have to be over 45 and into politics at a young age to even get your political eyebrow reference.
You silly Billy.
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Iâve been plucking eyebrows, ear hair and nasal hair for years now. As @gavstar says, the nasal ones fucking hurt. But itâs worth the pain, or at least thatâs what my vanity keeps telling me. I suspect my ever-loving wife would agree, but then itâs not her nose.
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Itâs the really long nasal hairs that seemingly appear overnight that get me. When you pull them out it feels like it is attached to bottom of your eyeball
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Is this a supercilious comment? In any case, Iâve got some bad stragglers, longer than any other in my body. And theyâre grey.
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Itâs the white fuckers that are twice as thick as the brown ones and tickle the inside of the nose that wind me up.
Top Tip. Never try to pull them out when you are driving. I was bombing along the 272 from Petersfield a couple of weeks ago, wrestling with one between my fingers, eventually managing to tug the bastard out. Cue eye watering akin to a garden sprinkler on max and very nearly ending up in a field near Privett.
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Please try and see a mental health professional. Best wishes for your journey.
Sorry, Iâve now understood. Doesnât change the mh suggestionđ
I just use a nose and ear trimmer. Effective and painless.
I have one of these, good for nose, ears and eyebrows (and downstairs tooâŚ)
I had an ear trimmer last yearâŚshe carried out a âwedge excisionâ on the left one. 
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I have one i bought in a market in Thailand two years ago, the equivalent of about 5 quid. Really good, goes right up the nostril. I hope you do âdownstairsâ after your nose and not before.
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The bloody French
What is the matter with the contrary sods
Why is it that the only people who seem to strike are in the travel sector particularly when I am due to travel
Gits
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#shoulddacometopoland.
The long term weather forecast for the winter is out today.
Their worst winter in living memory was 1978.
This one is forecast to be worse.
I work outdoors.
Iâd say bollocks but they may freeze off soon.
1st snow expected SaturdayâŚ
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