Is Mark Kermode a Mush? I know heās a Saints supporterā¦
He lives down in the forest. I used to commute from Poole to Southampton and would often see him.
Ah right, then i guess he is from the area. I know he used to play in a skiffle band round the Southampton area.Probably from Carnation Rd, made a few quid then fulfilled the dream of moving to the forest.
He is from Barnet, went to Manchester uni and now lives in Brockenhurst. Last time in saw him was Williamās Green at Glastonbury a few years ago.
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Being awake at 5.45 due to one of the westies whimpering (she has had a hysterectomy this week). This causes her brother to bark to get more attention. Iāve had 4 hours sleep. I cannot sleep now.
The wife not paying the Internet bill and it going into the cloud 1 hour before the Rugby kicks off
Did I kick off you fucking better believe it.
you try and get a reconnection at 17:00 on a Saturday afternoon.
Nippers Data stream has just taken a bloody hammering.
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Computer deciding to play up when you canāt reach āthe manā until Monday
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Women moan at men for leaving the seat up.
We lift it up so we dont wee on it if they want to sit down.
Why when they use the shower can they not remove the hair that they leave in the plug hole.
I dont want to stand in smeÄŗly water but when you have to pull one of the below from the hole and they say it wasnt me.
Pointing out all the hair is black so cannot be mine doesnt go down well.
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My friend couldnāt make the podcast tonight. 
they can sell my ticket and I get a refund.
Being ( if I may say so myself) quietly decent at this social media marketing malarkey is starting to annoy me.
Bloody phone hasnt stopped pinging all day
Now fully booked for the week between Xmas & NYE & really busy either side.
6 new clients today alone.
Ffs Iām trying to watch Our Planet
If you drop your mobile into water, the first thing to do is get some rice.
That will attract an Asian, who will fix it because they are good with electronics.
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Travel Man with Richard Ayoade was in Krakow and it was on TV the other day. May have helped?
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Was good - ayatollah is interested in Phil tours
Will be in touch as soon as I pin her down on a date
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Just not over Xmas/New Year please we are totally chokka 
06/11/2019 - seen first Christmas ad.
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I was in tescos yesterday and i was serenaded round the aisles with jingle bells and shepherdās washing their socks etc. On bonfire night ffs.
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Went to the hardware shop and the free bag for life (to go with the other 500 Iāve been given) was all covered in Reindeer and other Christmas stuff.
Deysbrook?
Brrr.
Yes, good old deysbrook barracks. Best supermarket for miles, they have half price offers on proper products, important staples like after eight mints, fresh cream Belgium chocolate Ć©clairs, and large strawberry trifles.
Another ridiculous day at work. People just stop being dicks to each other!
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