I suggest more garlic at lunch then a leisurely stroll to the bar before dusk to drink G & T in copious amounts.
Taxi home
Should take care of it.
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This fucking hideous backward far right(yes it really is) country.
Again costs me a fortune, because unlike the far right fanatics i have empathy for those worse off than myself and find it quite sickening to see young woman homeless and begging.
If you walk past them and try to justify it because âthey obviously brought it on themselvesâ you are far right scum.
What a fucking horrendous people weâve become over the tory years(all 40 of them). Selfish and ignorant of others is not a civilised way to act.
I live in a nation of donald trumpâs and itâs about time some looked at what they back, because you and you alone are the enablers of this.
Day off.
You hear sirens, lots of them and a boom.
And a fire has taken out the village sub-station & you just know you ainât getting electricity back for quite some time.
Bollocks
Youâre living in a third world country Phil.
There is no way that a powerstation issue would take out somewhere like London.
No, Sir. No way.
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And we were back up and running in time for me to binge last 2 episodes of The Expanse in time for dinner
Why cant women buy just normal condiments.?
Iodized sea salt would have been fine at a third of the price.
What does it taste like? 
Rock salt
But expensive rock salt.
I will save it for special meals like
Breakfast lunch dinner.
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Ah I thought it MUST be different. 
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It is 300% more expensive than white rock salt
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Ah yeah but youâre getting superior delivery via Nepalese SherpasâŚthatâs why it cost more. 
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Tensing could hand deliver it and then I would make roast yak and yorkshire puds for dinner and invite him in but not buy his salt again.
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We have salt mines here in Poland. They mine pink salt oop North.
Itâs cheaper than the Himalayan shit.
Pick some up next time youâre over, save a fortune.
Oh wait.
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- Schools. FFS my standard summer run into the city to collect clients was 25 minutes. Schools are back. Today took 50 minutes. 12 weeks of carnage ahead.
- Tour Guides. The locals here in Krakow have this âsuperiorâ air - bit like Parisians v Provencers. Comes from 8 universities Iâm told.
So today Iâm just an outsourced driver to Auschwitz for a Spanish group with their own guide.
1 hour 15 minutes to get here, he spoke non stop the entire journey. Micro facts and figures about Auschwitz. The tourists saw nothing they were all thousand yard staring at him. Human beings cant process that amount of information & detail. Nothing about context, or the countryside.
He told me hes regarded as the best guide in Krakow due to his knowledge, so I just asked him about Mushrooms and he stared at me blankly.
Honestly the reviews and surge in sales leads we are picking up by showing the real Poland and feelings with some facts went right over his head.
âHave you taken them for Doughnuts?â I asked.
Totally missed the point that tourists love them and they ate one of Polands fastest growing businesses.
"No, we do not have time for Doughnuts, I must explain about the Baroque Architects.
Of course you do, carry on.
Heâs still talking. 2 of the clients are asleep.
Dude theyâre on Vacation not an MBA History course you git.
Could stick it in the bath? Apparently good for detoxing if you believe that.
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Ya seeâŚthatâs why when we go on a cruise we donât buy the excursions. Apart from being extortionate they have local guides who blather on endlessly. We get a local taxi negotiate a price and tell them to take us to all the good places making sure to get there BEFORE the cruise excursions.
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Reminded me of when we had a tour in Vietnam, eventually told the guide to please, just stop. She was SO offended.
You wonât get that when yâall come over on the Sotonians Awayday Tour. 4 minutes of me & youâll all be fast asleep, even without a golf story or 2